PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Koto Show (ranked 1628 p4p, 1993 weight class) and Schlunckr Diesel (ranked 203 p4p, 244 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Show
vs
Diesel

182 cm
26
270
5 - 2 - 0

202 cm
26
265
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

CHURCH OF ZOIDBERG WAREHOUSE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Koto Show!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Schlunckr Diesel!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Daniel Franklin and David Hoff.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diesel connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Show avoids the body shot from Diesel.
Nice shot by Diesel.
Diesel lands a really nice looking cross but Show seems unphased.
Diesel avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Diesel uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Show.
Diesel tries to counter by closing the distance.
Show swings for the body but Diesel moves out of range.
Diesel looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
A swing and a miss from Diesel.
Show looks to score with a jab to the body but Diesel is just out of range.
Diesel looks to score with a jab to the body but Show is just out of range.
Show was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
A left and a right from Diesel both land. Nice combination.

It looks like Koto Show has been cut.
Diesel is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Diesel uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Show.
A little jabbing left from Diesel on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Show missing with a left hand there. Diesel was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nice defenses there by Diesel.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Diesel throws a shot to the body.
Diesel moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Show throws the left hand but Diesel avoids the punch easily.
Show drops his hands momentarily and Diesel takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Show takes a jab right on the kisser.
Diesel stuns Show with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Diesel moves out of range of the strikes.
Diesel throws out a counter right but Show avoids it with no problem.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diesel ducks under a wild hook from Show.
Show moves away from the strike by Diesel.
Diesel connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Some wild striking there from Diesel.
A telegraphed right hand from Show misses the target.
Show listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Show showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Diesel.
Diesel takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Show is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Diesel's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Show pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Show throws the left hand but Diesel avoids the punch easily.
Diesel uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Show.
Diesel scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Diesel has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Show moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Diesel connects with a crisp jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Diesel keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Show misses with a lunging right hand
and Diesel counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Show misses with an uppercut.
Diesel thuds his right hand into Show's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
A punch lands to the side of Show 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Diesel pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nice defenses there by Diesel.
Diesel misses with an uppercut.
Diesel stuns Show with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Show missing with a left hand there. Diesel was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Show looks to land a left hand but Diesel moved out of range nicely.
Diesel wants to counter with a clinch but Show pushes him away.
A telegraphed right hand from Show misses the target.
Show jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Show walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Diesel scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Show is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Diesel jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Diesel scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Show defending well as Diesel loads up on a big left hand.
A little feinted left hand from Show on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Show pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Diesel throws out a counter right but Show avoids it with no problem.
Diesel throws the left hand but Show avoids the punch easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab by Diesel.
Show walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Show looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Diesel misses with a straight right.
Show was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Show just misses with a punch to the body.
Show throws a shot from downtown. Diesel moves away and avoids it.
Show misses the shot to the body.
Show takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Diesel ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Show takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Diesel waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Show.
Diesel slips under a jab.
Diesel throws a hook but Show blocks it.
Diesel lands with an overhand left.
Diesel slips under a jab from Show.
Diesel scores with a jab to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Diesel takes a jab right on the kisser.
Diesel misses with a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Show getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Show thows a left - swing and a miss!
Diesel avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Show just misses with a punch to the body.
Diesel lands with a cross.
Diesel lands the left hand.
A big right from Show misses.
A shot to the liver by Diesel. Beautiful body shot.
Diesel getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Show takes one to the side of the head.
Diesel fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Show is breathing heavily.
Diesel cracks Show with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

Show is rocked!
Diesel closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Show out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Schlunckr Diesel!
A very excited looking Schlunckr Diesel made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.