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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Saggy Dinglestomper (ranked 556 p4p, 975 weight class) and Bjj Catch Wrestler (ranked 61 p4p, 107 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Saggy Dinglestomper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Bjj Catch Wrestler!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Reed Andrews and Russell Pearce.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Catch Wrestler fails with the takedown.
Catch Wrestler shoots in and gets a takedown into Dinglestomper's guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Dinglestomper pulls Catch Wrestler in to control the position.
Dinglestomper working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Catch Wrestler.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Dinglestomper is on top in guard.
Dinglestomper is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Catch Wrestler is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Dinglestomper is aware though and is defending well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper wants to stand but Catch Wrestler has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Dinglestomper has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Dinglestomper avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Catch Wrestler manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Dinglestomper manages to get himself to full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinglestomper trying to control the position.
Catch Wrestler postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dinglestomper not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Catch Wrestler wants to pass the guard but Dinglestomper is keeping the position.
Dinglestomper is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Dinglestomper not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Catch Wrestler works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Dinglestomper is looking to control Catch Wrestler's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Dinglestomper avoid being mounted?
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Dinglestomper has hold of Catch Wrestler's hands but Catch Wrestler slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Catch Wrestler wants to free his trapped foot but Dinglestomper is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Dinglestomper wants to get back to full guard.
Catch Wrestler wants to work for an arm triangle but Dinglestomper is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Dinglestomper is looking for a sweep. Catch Wrestler is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Catch Wrestler is keen to just control but Dinglestomper is a slippery customer.
Dinglestomper is holding on to half guard well.
Catch Wrestler trying to control the pace.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Catch Wrestler trying to control from half guard but Dinglestomper is working away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Catch Wrestler is working for a submission of some sort.
Catch Wrestler looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Catch Wrestler works his way into full mount!
Dinglestomper is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Dinglestomper squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Catch Wrestler looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Catch Wrestler can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Dinglestomper is looking to escape.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Catch Wrestler cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Dinglestomper takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Dinglestomper is trying to escape the mount.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Catch Wrestler wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it.
Catch Wrestler lands a big elbow.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Bjj Catch Wrestler dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.
Catch Wrestler fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Catch Wrestler dives in and scores a takedown into Dinglestomper's guard.
Dinglestomper pulls Catch Wrestler in to control the position.
Catch Wrestler looking to pass the guard.
Catch Wrestler is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Dinglestomper is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Dinglestomper has escaped and now he's on top!
Catch Wrestler looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Our spies down at at Shut Up & Train! {$1000} inform us that Catch Wrestler has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Catch Wrestler being controlled here, momentarily.
Catch Wrestler throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Dinglestomper escapes and throws Catch Wrestler's legs to the side, diving into side control!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Catch Wrestler is trying to improve his position.
Catch Wrestler is not content to let Dinglestomper control the position.
Catch Wrestler is letting Dinglestomper control him for a moment.
Dinglestomper trying to control the action but Catch Wrestler is working from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Dinglestomper stands up.
Catch Wrestler clinches with his opponent.
Dinglestomper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Catch Wrestler backwards.
Catch Wrestler throws a punch but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper can't find room to land a body shot as Catch Wrestler controls the action.
Dinglestomper lands a body punch.
Dinglestomper breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dinglestomper is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Catch Wrestler misses with a takedown attempt
and Dinglestomper counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bjj Catch Wrestler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Catch Wrestler is trying hard to land a takedown here. Dinglestomper sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Dinglestomper is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Saggy Dinglestomper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bjj Catch Wrestler.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
No luck for Catch Wrestler with that takedown attempt.
Saggy Dinglestomper is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Catch Wrestler shoots in for a double leg but Dinglestomper sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Catch Wrestler shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Dinglestomper as he jumps to the side.
Dinglestomper chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dinglestomper dodges the punch combination from Catch Wrestler.
Catch Wrestler tries to close the distance and clinch but Dinglestomper swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dinglestomper throws a quick inside leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinglestomper. Catch Wrestler does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Catch Wrestler.
Catch Wrestler walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Catch Wrestler has a takedown stuffed.
Catch Wrestler tries to clinch up.
Dinglestomper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dinglestomper drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Catch Wrestler drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Dinglestomper bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Catch Wrestler throws a hook but Dinglestomper avoids it easily.
And Dinglestomper counters with a quick kick to the body but Catch Wrestler blocks it.
Catch Wrestler tries to clinch up.
Dinglestomper was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Catch Wrestler shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Dinglestomper pinned against the cage. Dinglestomper gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Dinglestomper feinted there with a counter leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!
Catch Wrestler dives in for a single leg takedown but Dinglestomper sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Catch Wrestler throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Dinglestomper's waist but Dinglestomper gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Catch Wrestler off to one side.
Catch Wrestler has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Dinglestomper finds it's way round the side to connect with Catch Wrestler's head.
Catch Wrestler paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Dinglestomper takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Catch Wrestler misses with a looping left.
Dinglestomper moves out of range as Catch Wrestler strikes.
Catch Wrestler gets the takedown into side control.
Dinglestomper explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Saggy Dinglestomper is winning the standup battle so far.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dinglestomper thumps Catch Wrestler with a low kick.
Catch Wrestler thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dinglestomper swats away the attempt to clinch by Catch Wrestler.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Catch Wrestler misses with a right hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Catch Wrestler thinking.
Catch Wrestler throws a shot from downtown. Dinglestomper moves away and avoids it.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot.
Catch Wrestler tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dinglestomper paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Catch Wrestler feints the counter takedown.
Dinglestomper ducks right into an uppercut from Catch Wrestler.
Catch Wrestler might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Catch Wrestler is defended easily by Dinglestomper.
Saggy Dinglestomper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bjj Catch Wrestler.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Catch Wrestler checks a leg kick.
Catch Wrestler avoids the head kick by Dinglestomper.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Catch Wrestler misses with a hook. Dinglestomper ducked under it nicely.
Dinglestomper thinks about countering with a head kick.
Catch Wrestler looks to land a right hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range.
Catch Wrestler just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromDinglestomper.
Catch Wrestler moves in looking to clinch but Dinglestomper pushes him off.
Catch Wrestler takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Dinglestomper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but Catch Wrestler avoids it.
Catch Wrestler misses with a looping left.
Catch Wrestler checks the leg kick nicely there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Catch Wrestler dives in for a single leg takedown but Dinglestomper sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Catch Wrestler looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Catch Wrestler gets cracked there but stands up to it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the body
and Catch Wrestler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Catch Wrestler moves out of range as Dinglestomper strikes.
Catch Wrestler checks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper lands a jab.
Catch Wrestler walks into a jab.
Nice sprawl there from Dinglestomper as Catch Wrestler shoots in.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Catch Wrestler is defended easily by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper scores with the left hand. Catch Wrestler knows he should have avoided that one.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Catch Wrestler moves to clinch but Dinglestomper breaks away
and Catch Wrestler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Catch Wrestler tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dinglestomper manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dinglestomper takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Dinglestomper leaves Catch Wrestler with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Catch Wrestler scores with the left hand. Dinglestomper knows he should have avoided that one.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dinglestomper connects with an inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper with a jab.
Dinglestomper tries a low kick but Catch Wrestler avoids it.
And that's the end of the fight!
Saggy Dinglestomper showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Dinglestomper has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 29:28
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 29:28
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!
A victorious Saggy Dinglestomper thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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