PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bob Dock (ranked 815 p4p, 1304 weight class) and Chief Queef (ranked 121 p4p, 185 weight class). Dock comes to the cage accompanied by The Hangover Soundtrack- Iko Iko. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Dock
vs
Queef

225 cm
42
200
29 - 46 - 0

186 cm
30
186
13 - 11 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 46 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bob Dock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chief Queef!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Paul Aken and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Queef closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Dock did well to prevent Queef getting side control.
Nice strikes from Queef there.

Dock is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Queef pulls his head out easily.
Queef working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Queef connects with a nice short shot to Dock's temple.

Dock looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Queef winds up and cracks Dock with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Dock really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Dock is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Dock on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Queef lands with a punch from half guard.

Dock is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Queef lands a big elbow - Dock is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Queef!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chief Queef!
After winning the bout, Chief Queef thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.