PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Israel Hands (ranked 891 p4p, 458 weight class) and Harvey Stallion (ranked 120 p4p, 60 weight class). Hands comes to the cage accompanied by A Collection of Sea Shanties. Stallion comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Riding on the horses by Daryl Braithwaite kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Israel Hands is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Hands
vs
Stallion

175 cm
29
160
12 - 7 - 0

173 cm
29
166
20 - 9 - 0

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Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Israel Hands!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Harvey Stallion!
The judges for this bout are Francis DeMontford, Bruno Hogan and Chris Dean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stallion ducks under a wild hook from Hands.
Stallion shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Hands smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Hands bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Some bone on bone action there as Hands checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Hands has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Fist of Fury Training Center in the buildup to the fight.
Israel Hands seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stallion tries to clinch but Hands moves out of range.
Stallion avoids the body shot from Hands.
A clash of legs there as Hands blocks the low kick.

Stallion rushes Hands and presses him up against the cage.
Stallion doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hands has a couple of punches blocked by Stallion.
A nice right hand lands inside from Hands.
Stallion tries a body shot but Hands blocks it.
Stallion scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Stallion lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Stallion misses with some punches.
Hands lands with a right to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A nice right hand lands inside from Stallion.
Hands lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Hands has a couple of punches blocked by Stallion.
Stallion throws a head punch that misses.
Good body shot from Hands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stallion working aggressively here.
Stallion lands a body punch in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Stallion.
Stallion misses with some punches.
Hands is leaning against Stallion and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Stallion looks winded!
Hands scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Stallion misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hands struggles to land a body shot inside as Stallion controls his hands.
A right handed body shot lands from Stallion.
Stallion tries to throw a body punch but Hands avoids it by throwing Stallion back against the cage.
Stallion prevents Hands from breaking the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stallion.
Stallion tries to work over Hands's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short right from Hands on the inside.
Hands throws a head punch that misses.
Hands misses with a hook to the ribs.

Hands escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Stallion tries to close the distance and clinch up but Hands swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hands with a nice calf kick.
Hands turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Stallion connects with a looping right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hands tries to work over Stallion's front leg with a kick but Stallion checks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stallion tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Hands manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Hands scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Hands throws a head kick that misses.
Hands with a hook.
Hands fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Stallion looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Hands just misses with a punch to the body.

Hands tries to keep at a distance but Stallion has taken the fight into the clinch.
Hands misses with a short punch on the inside.

Hands breaks the clinch.
Stallion tries to land a leg kick but Hands saw it coming and moves away.
That kick from Hands tenderised Stallion's leg. Stallion is trying to keep his angry face on.
A punch combination from Hands misses.
Hands throws a right hand that misses
and Stallion counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Hands thinking.
Hands looks to throw the jab but Stallion is out of range.
Stallion thows a left - swing and a miss!

Stallion fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Hands, pushing him back against the cage.
Stallion blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stallion is working Hands over against the cage.
Stallion scores with a shot to the side of Hands's head.
Hands working hard to break the clinch.
Stallion misses with the head strike.
Hands wants to break free but Stallion has control.
Stallion lands a body punch.
Stallion working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Hands tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Stallion's elbow.
A right hand to the body from Stallion.
Stallion lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Stallion is leaning against Hands and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Hands takes a shot to the head.
Stallion lands a body punch.
Stallion scores with a shot to the side of Hands's head.
Stallion lands an uppercut.
Stallion doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Stallion pushes Hands back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Stallion works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Stallion lands a right hand.
Stallion pushes Hands back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Stallion lands with a left to the head.
Stallion can't find room to land a body shot as Hands controls the action.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Stallion.
A short uppercut from Stallion.
Stallion lands with a light punch inside.
Stallion lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Stallion gets through Hands's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Stallion tries a body shot but Hands blocks it.
Stallion scores with a shot to the side of Hands's head.

Hands is rocked!
Hands is trying to break the clinch but Stallion has him pressed against the cage.
Oh Hands is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hands is looking to break free of the clinch but Stallion has double underhooks.
Hands seems to have got his legs back now.
Hands misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hands tries to work over Stallion's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Stallion lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Stallion lands a left hand.
Stallion pushes Hands back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Hands has a couple of punches blocked by Stallion.
Hands wants to get back to striking at distance but Stallion won't allow it.
Stallion lands a left hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Stallion misses with a punch on the inside.
Stallion throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Handss head.
Stallion tries to work over Hands's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Stallion tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Stallion lands an uppercut.
Hands has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Harvey Stallion dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

A nice inside leg kick there by Hands. That's going to slow Stallion down.
Stallion tries to clinch up but Hands circles away and keeps his distance.
Hands throws a wild body kick that Stallion sees coming a mile off.
Stallion lunges at Hands with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Hands's hand.
Hands clobbers Stallion with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
and Stallion counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Hands! He's just covering up as Stallion starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Harvey Stallion!
A very excited looking Harvey Stallion made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.