PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eat doodoo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mark Kiel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). doodoo comes to the cage accompanied by THE GREATEST WARRIOR. Mark Kiel has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

doodoo
vs
Kiel

190 cm
22
265 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

188 cm
23
225 lbs
2 - 6 - 0

Good takedowns
Solid boxing
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eat doodoo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mark Kiel!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Alan Glass and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kiel throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
doodoo shoots in looking for a takedown. Kiel tries to sprawl out of it but doodoo keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Kiel manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.

doodoo feints and as Kiel raises his hands in defense, doodoo changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
doodoo postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
doodoo throwing strikes from guard but Kiel blocks nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kiel working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from doodoo.

Kiel pushes doodoo off and gets back to his feet.
Kiel fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kiel moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

It looks like Eat doodoo has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

doodoo looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.

Kiel has one foot on doodoo's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
doodoo is breathing heavily.
Kiel shoots in looking for a takedown. doodoo tries to sprawl out of it but Kiel keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. doodoo manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Kiel misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
doodoo throws a right hand that Kiel ducks under and follows up with a left that Kiel also avoids with ease.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kiel looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
doodoo wants to sweep but no luck.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Kiel wants to stand but doodoo is controlling his posture from full guard.
doodoo throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
doodoo lands a couple of decent looking body shots there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
doodoo looking for a sweep. Not yet doodoo, not yet.
Kiel wants to stand but doodoo is controlling his posture from full guard.
doodoo utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.

Kiel gets in close and instigates a clinch.
doodoo is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Kiel gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
doodoo is trying to break the clinch but Kiel has him pressed against the cage.

Kiel has picked doodoo up - he's going for a ride! Kiel dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
doodoo is in trouble now - Kiel has advanced to mount!
doodoo is working to get back to half guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
doodoo is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
doodoo is working to get back to half guard.

Kiel is standing up, even though he is in mount.

doodoo scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ground and pound from doodoo.
doodoo seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Kiel has hold of doodoo's hands but doodoo slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.

doodoo gets to his feet - back to striking we go!
doodoo walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

doodoo shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Kiel's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
doodoo stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Kiel swivels though and keeps the full guard.
doodoo with a nice head shot there.
Kiel is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.

Kiel has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes doodoo off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
doodoo avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

doodoo scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
doodoo cracks Kiel with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Kiel is looking to work his way out of this bad position but doodoo is controlling him well.
doodoo scoring with punches from side control.
doodoo landing strikes.
Kiel throws a couple of strikes even though he's not really in a good position to do so.
Kiel takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Kiel is trying to buck doodoo off.
doodoo creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
doodoo tries for a takedown but Kiel sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eat doodoo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kiel throws a nice looking combination but doodoo bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
doodoo throws a right and a left that Kiel avoids nicely.
Kiel misses with a wild combination.
doodoo throws a nice looking combination but Kiel bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kiel shoots in for a double leg but doodoo sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Kiel throws a head kick that misses.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Kiel!
Kiel looks to land a combination. doodoo sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Eat doodoo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

doodoo shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. doodoo showed some decent athleticism there.
Kiel moves into full guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kiel wants to stand but doodoo is controlling the position.
doodoo has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Eat doodoo will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Eat doodoo's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

doodoo gets a takedown into half guard.
doodoo seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Eat doodoo overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Kiel is trying to defend against the ground and pound but doodoo scores with a couple of nice shots.
doodoo prevents Kiel from standing back up.
doodoo looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Kiel with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
doodoo lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
doodoo stops Kiel from getting back to his feet.
doodoo drops an elbow to the side of Kiel's head.
Kiel looks like he's trying to stand up.
Ground and pound from doodoo.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
doodoo shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Kiel but Kiel pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Kiel misses with a two punch combination.
Kiel throws a right hand that doodoo ducks under and follows up with a left that doodoo also avoids with ease.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kiel shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Kiel was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
doodoo can't escape the position.
doodoo sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
doodoo is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Kiel's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Kiel's back!
Kiel trying to get back to his feet but doodoo is in full control for now.
doodoo throwing damaging strikes from the back! Kiel could be in trouble here!
doodoo lands punches and elbows.
Kiel has the hand control, trying to stop the rear naked choke.
Kiel manages to reverse the position and now he's in doodoo's guard. Nice work there by Kiel.
Kiel stopping the sweep attempt from doodoo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Kiel tries to clinch up but doodoo circles away and keeps his distance.

doodoo looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Kiel!
The referee warns Kiel that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Kiel wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
doodoo looking to finish Kiel with some ground and pound. This is bad for Kiel!
doodoo fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
doodoo blocks Kiel's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
doodoo lands a nice shot to the head.
doodoo punishing his opponent with strikes.
Kiel is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
doodoo blocks Kiel's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Kiel bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
doodoo bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Kiel's guard.
doodoo slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Kiel tries to escape but doodoo is in control.
doodoo lands a few punches from side control.
Kiel is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Kiel is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
doodoo is working Kiel over with some ground and pound from side control.
doodoo working the head and body with strikes.
doodoo scoring with punches from side control.
Kiel pushes doodoo away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, doodoo gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
doodoo avoids a punch combination nicely.
doodoo throws a right and a left that both miss.
doodoo slips a jab and a cross from Kiel.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Kiel tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but doodoo paws at him with a jab and circles away.
doodoo has a takedown stuffed.

doodoo closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Kiel is pushing doodoo's head away, looking to escape. doodoo manages to hold on to the position though.
Kiel is looking for a sweep.
doodoo working the head with strikes.
Kiel is trying to buck doodoo off.
doodoo landing strikes.
Kiel wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
doodoo lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
doodoo cracks Kiel with a big elbow.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Kiel has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Kiel misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
doodoo looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Kiel is fending him off so far but doodoo persists. Nope, Kiel circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eat doodoo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kiel doesn't manage to clinch there - doodoo circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eat doodoo dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Eat doodoo's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

doodoo misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

Kiel fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with doodoo, pushing him back against the cage.
doodoo prevents the takedown attempt.
Kiel softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Kiel lands a left hand that snaps the head of doodoo backwards.
Kiel misses with an elbow over the top.
Kiel scores with a knee to the head.
doodoo changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Kiel fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Kiel misses with the combination.
doodoo shoots for a double leg takedown but Kiel sprawls well. He's pushed doodoo's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eat doodoo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
doodoo blocks a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
doodoo throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Kiel's waist but Kiel gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing doodoo off to one side.
doodoo lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kiel circles away quickly and effectively.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kiel misses with a double jab.

doodoo closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Kiel taking some punishment here, with doodoo in his half guard.
Kiel is trying to stand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiel on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
doodoo prevents Kiel from improving his position.
Kiel is trying to defend against the ground and pound but doodoo scores with a couple of nice shots.
doodoo stops Kiel from getting back to his feet.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. doodoo lands a nice short elbow.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
No joy there for Kiel, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
doodoo misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

Excellent takedown into side control there by doodoo.
doodoo working the ground and pound.
doodoo working the head with strikes.
Kiel takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
doodoo prevents Kiel from escaping the position.
doodoo working the ground and pound.
Kiel tries to escape but doodoo is in control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kiel taking a bit of punishment here - doodoo scoring with strikes.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Kiel, as that shot connected.
Kiel lands a two punch combo.
Kiel tries to close the distance and clinch up but doodoo swats him away and circles back towards the center.
doodoo dodges the punch combination from Kiel.
doodoo shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
doodoo shoots in but Kiel avoids the takedown attempt easily.
doodoo showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kiel.
Eat doodoo is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kiel goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from doodoo.
doodoo keeps the fight on the outside.
A combination from doodoo does no damage.
Kiel misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
doodoo shoots in for a double leg but Kiel sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
doodoo swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Kiel counters with a series of strikes. doodoo will be more careful next time no doubt.
doodoo shoots for a double leg takedown but Kiel sprawls well. He's pushed doodoo's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
doodoo shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Kiel but Kiel pushes him off and we're back to square one.
doodoo closes this distance looking for a takedown but Kiel circles away.
Kiel throws a right and a left that both miss.
No luck for doodoo with that takedown attempt.
Kiel shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with doodoo but doodoo pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Kiel misses with a jab, cross combination.

doodoo decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Kiel tries to roll over but doodoo keeps him under control.
doodoo slips a nice elbow through Kiel's hands, connecting with Kiel's forehead.
doodoo scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Kiel is trying to stand back up but doodoo is controlling him
doodoo takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. doodoo lands a nice short elbow.
doodoo tries to pass to full mount but Kiel defends it.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. doodoo lands a nice short elbow.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.

doodoo scores a takedown into full mount!
Kiel's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Kiel is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Eat doodoo is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
doodoo content just to control the position here.
Kiel throwing hammer fists to the chest of doodoo. What's that going to do exactly?
doodoo tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Kiel can't escape the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eat doodoo showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for doodoo, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eat doodoo!