PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Spank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sami Sivupotku (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sivupotku is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Guns N' Roses - It's So Easy. Sami Sivupotku is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Spank
vs
Sivupotku

215 cm
22
285 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
22
250 lbs
4 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Frank Spank!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Sami Sivupotku!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Anni Minnemäki and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spank connects with a single shot there.

It looks like Sami Sivupotku has been cut.
Sivupotku fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Sivupotku shoots in and drives through. Spank sprawls well.
Sivupotku avoids a punch combination nicely.
Sivupotku looks for a takedown but Spank sprawls well.
Frank Spank has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sami Sivupotku.
Spank lands with a nice combination. Sivupotku backs away looking to recover.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Spank catches Sivupotku with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Spank fakes the leg kick and throws a superman punch. It's knocked Sivupotku out cold! Brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Frank Spank!