PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tit Titty (ranked 3748 p4p, 23973 weight class) and Mark Tug (ranked 442 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Titty
vs
Tug

195 cm
29
265
10 - 5 - 0

191 cm
28
274
6 - 9 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tit Titty!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mark Tug!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Gwen Towbar and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sloppy strikes from Tug. Those never looked like landing.
Titty slips a straight right by Tug.
Tug steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Titty.

Titty drives through and clinches with Tug against the cage.
Tug wants to break free but Titty has control.
Tug wants to get back to striking at distance but Titty won't allow it.
Titty keeps control of Tug as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Titty lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Tug.
Tug tries to break free but Titty pushes him back against the cage.
Titty lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Tug looks winded!
Still in the clinch, Titty scores with a nice short uppercut.

It looks like Mark Tug has been cut.
Titty lands a body shot.
Titty lands a right hand.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Titty creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Titty stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Nice body punch from Titty.
Titty lands a body shot in the clinch.
Titty lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Titty working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Titty lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Tug or not.
Titty scores with a nice hook to the head.
Titty lands a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Titty lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Titty lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Titty.
A right hand to the body from Titty.
Titty digs a right hand into Tug's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Tug's gas tank.
Titty scores with a shot to the side of Tug's head.

Tug is rocked!
Tug has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Titty seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Tug can turn it around.

Titty drops Tug onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Tug is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Tug is still on wobbly legs! Can Titty finish him?
This has been an exciting period of action!
Titty dips a shoulder and cracks Tug with a mighty uppercut! Tug falls back against the cage and Titty unloads with a barrage of strikes! Tug is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Titty screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tit Titty!