PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Yancy Makaki Iii (ranked 3990 p4p, 2589 weight class) and Chuck Norris (ranked 472 p4p, 344 weight class). Makaki Iii comes into the arena with Fancy blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Makaki Iii
vs
Norris

182 cm
43
177
38 - 27 - 1

195 cm
28
176
8 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 - 27 - 1, fighting out of New York, Yancy Makaki Iii!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Chuck Norris!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Ian Loll and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Makaki Iii connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A nice leg kick lands there from Norris.
Makaki Iii takes a swing at Norris's ribcage but misses.
Norris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Norris throws a head kick that misses
and Makaki Iii makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Makaki Iii throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Norris counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Norris defending well as Makaki Iii loads up on a big left hand.
Norris looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Makaki Iii throws a wild body kick that Norris sees coming a mile off.
Makaki Iii misses with an uppercut. Norris saw that one coming.
A slapping leg kick lands for Norris.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Makaki Iii.
Norris displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Makaki Iii throws out the jab.
Makaki Iii catches Norris with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Makaki Iii looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Norris is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Makaki Iii throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Norris.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Makaki Iii throws a sloppy body shot
and Norris counters with a leg kick.
Norris with a nice calf kick.
Makaki Iii throws a hook to the side of Norris's head but Norris sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Makaki Iii misses with a looping left.
Jab from Makaki Iii.
Norris checks a leg kick.
Makaki Iii rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Norris moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Norris checks a low kick from Makaki Iii.
Makaki Iii misses with a leg kick
and Norris counters with a nice uppercut.
Norris blocks a head kick by Makaki Iii.
Makaki Iii misses with a hook. Norris ducked under it nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Norris uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Makaki Iii.
Makaki Iii showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Norris.
Makaki Iii misses with a head kick.
Norris tries a quick counter leg kick but Makaki Iii is wise to it.
Makaki Iii misses with a body kick.
Norris doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Nice defenses there by Norris.
Makaki Iii throws a sloppy head kick and Norris moves out of range easily.
Norris throws a chopping leg kick but Makaki Iii manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Makaki Iii pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Norris looks to land a right hand but Makaki Iii moved out of range.
Makaki Iii misses with a left hand
and Norris connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Makaki Iii fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Norris throws a body kick that misses.
Makaki Iii throws a low kick but Norris moves out of range easily.
Norris connects with a crisp jab.

Makaki Iii gets tackled into the cage by Norris. Norris maintains the clinch.
Makaki Iii looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Makaki Iii using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Norris has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Makaki Iii misses with a punch to the body.
Makaki Iii struggles to land a body shot inside as Norris controls his hands.
Makaki Iii throws a head punch that misses.
Makaki Iii misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Norris's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Makaki Iii tries to work over Norris's front leg with a kick but Norris checks it.
Norris tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Makaki Iii misses with a low kick.
Norris throws a counter combo.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Norris swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Makaki Iii looks to land a right hand but Norris moved out of range.
Makaki Iii misses with a combination
and Norris counters with a left and a right that stings Makaki Iii.
A lazy body kick from Makaki Iii
and Norris counters with a three punch combo that has Makaki Iii backing up. Makaki Iii nods at Norris to acknowledge the strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Makaki Iii misses with a left hand
and Norris makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Makaki Iii misses with a low kick.
A low kick from Makaki Iii is predictable there
and Makaki Iii takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Norris checks the leg kick.
Makaki Iii throws out a leg kick but Norris moves out of range and Makaki Iii only half commits.
Makaki Iii throws an overhand right that lands on Norris's shoulder, as Norris tries to avoid the shot.

Norris moves into range and clinches up with Makaki Iii.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Chuck Norris will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Norris checks the leg kick nicely there.
Norris connects with a solid leg kick.
Makaki Iii throws a chopping leg kick but Norris manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Norris defending well as Makaki Iii loads up on a big left hand.
Makaki Iii throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Makaki Iii sets himself, and Norris steps forward looking for the clinch! Makaki Iii avoids it this time.
Makaki Iii works the jab nicely.
Norris checks a leg kick nicely.
Makaki Iii misses with a hook
and Norris counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Yancy Makaki Iii seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Makaki Iii throws a nice inside leg kick.
Makaki Iii pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Norris has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Makaki Iii just misses with a punch to the body.
Norris is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Makaki Iii with a body shot.
Makaki Iii tries to land a front kick but Norris steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Norris only half commits to the counter leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Norris keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Makaki Iii.
Makaki Iii throws a body kick, spinning off balance
enabling Norris to counter with a crisp jab.
Makaki Iii throws a wild body kick that Norris sees coming a mile off.
Makaki Iii sets himself, and Norris steps forward looking for the clinch! Makaki Iii avoids it this time.
Norris throws a low kick but Makaki Iii moves out of range easily.
Makaki Iii throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Norris counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Norris moves out of range of the body kick.
Makaki Iii throws a hook to the side of Norris's head but Norris sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Norris defending well as Makaki Iii loads up on a big left hand.
Norris is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Makaki Iii throws an off balance right hand
and Norris counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

It looks like Yancy Makaki Iii has been cut.
Norris pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Norris misses with a low kick.
Makaki Iii thuds his shin into the meat of Norris's side.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Makaki Iii.
Makaki Iii misses with a straight right.
Norris takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Yancy Makaki Iii is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Makaki Iii pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Norris tries to counter with a clinch but Makaki Iii shakes him off and moves away.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Makaki Iii scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Norris displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Makaki Iii throws out the jab.
Makaki Iii throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Norris sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Makaki Iii gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Norris cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Makaki Iii misses with a low kick.
Makaki Iii throws a leg kick
and Norris counters with a good low kick that Makaki Iii was not able to check.
The fighters circling - Makaki Iii throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Makaki Iii catches Norris with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A slow jab from Makaki Iii misses its intended target.
Makaki Iii misses with a head kick.
Makaki Iii ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Makaki Iii throws a leg kick
and Norris counters with a nice uppercut.
Norris thumps Makaki Iii with a low kick.
Makaki Iii misses with an uppercut
and Norris counters with a stiff right hand.
Chuck Norris seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Makaki Iii attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Despite the aggression on Norris's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Makaki Iii avoids the body shot from Norris.
Makaki Iii with a nice cross.
Norris uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Makaki Iii.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Makaki Iii misses with a hook.
Norris looks to land a right hand but Makaki Iii moved out of range.
Norris is looking to clinch but Makaki Iii is avoiding it.
Makaki Iii lunges at Norris with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Norris's hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Makaki Iii thows a leg kick but Norris checks it
and Norris counters with an inside leg kick.
Makaki Iii throws a jab when Norris was well out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Makaki Iii misses the target.
Makaki Iii misses with a right hand

and Norris holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Norris avoiding damage as Makaki Iii throws knees to the body.
Makaki Iii missing with knees to the body.
Norris blocks an elbow strike.
Makaki Iii tries to throw a body punch but Norris avoids it by throwing Makaki Iii back against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Yancy Makaki Iii dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Yancy Makaki Iii's cut.
That's time! Makaki Iii's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Makaki Iii throws a lazy uppercut
and Norris counters with a left and a right that stings Makaki Iii.
Norris lunges at Makaki Iii with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Makaki Iii's hand.

Makaki Iii is rocked!
Makaki Iii throws a sloppy head kick and Norris moves out of range easily.
Makaki Iii connects with a leg kick.
Makaki Iii swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Norris.
Makaki Iii throws a big shot that misses.
Norris on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Norris dips to his left and cracks Makaki Iii with an uppercut!
Oh Makaki Iii is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Makaki Iii throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Norris counters with a monster hook and another for good measure! Makaki Iii falls to the ground, out cold! Stick some heavy metal music over the top of that clip and it's one for the highlight makers!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Chuck Norris!
Yancy Makaki Iii was interviewed post fight and said 'Im Gonna Retire, Thank You Fans'.