PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Skimpy LongCock (ranked 4646 p4p, 20355 weight class) and Ryan Jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Skimpy LongCock has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

LongCock
vs
Jackson

190 cm
21
205
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
28
205
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Likes musicals

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Skimpy LongCock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ryan Jackson!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Alyssa Summers and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
LongCock closes the distance and clinches up with Jackson, looking for a takedown. LongCock pushes Jackson against the cage but Jackson circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

LongCock closes the distance and pushes Jackson back into the cage.

Jackson pulls guard.
LongCock wanted to stand there but Jackson had control of the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
LongCock seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
LongCock won't allow Jackson to sweep him here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
LongCock is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
LongCock wants to stand but Jackson has a closed guard, so he can't escape.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jackson trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Jackson is pulling down on LongCock's head to control his posture.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
LongCock fails with a takedown attempt.
Jackson shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and LongCock counters with a right hand to the body.
LongCock shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Skimpy LongCock. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Jackson.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jackson tries to clinch but LongCock moves out of range.
Jackson shoots and misses

and LongCock counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
LongCock pressing his opponent against the cage.
Jackson jumps guard but LongCock stands there with Jackson around his waist. Jackson gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Jackson tries to pull guard but LongCock holds him up against the cage and eventually Jackson drops back down to his feet.

LongCock jumps guard and drags Jackson to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Jackson must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
LongCock can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Jackson controls the pace.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jackson trying to control but LongCock is working from the bottom.
LongCock tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Jackson is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
LongCock tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Jackson is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

Jackson decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Jackson performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
LongCock is looking to control Jackson's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can LongCock avoid being mounted?
Jackson stalling.
LongCock is trying to maintain the position but Jackson is very close to passing his half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jackson with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Skimpy LongCock will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

LongCock clinches up against the cage.

LongCock successfully pulls guard.
Jackson postures up.
Jackson controls from within his opponent's guard.
Jackson is continuing to stall.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jackson preventing the sweep.
Jackson controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jackson avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
LongCock looking to control.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Jackson will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Jackson tries to clinch up.
LongCock fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Jackson shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says LongCock as he avoids it easily.

Jackson closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Jackson is trying to pull guard but LongCock has him pressed against the cage.
Skimpy LongCock has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ryan Jackson.
LongCock tries for a takedown but Jackson manages to get underhooks.
Jackson is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables LongCock to keep the fight standing.
LongCock lands a right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

LongCock's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Skimpy LongCock is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
LongCock shoots for a takedown but Jackson saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
LongCock is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jackson can do to turn this around?
LongCock shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Jackson clinches with his opponent.
LongCock jumps guard but Jackson stands there with LongCock around his waist. LongCock gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
LongCock working hard to break the clinch.

LongCock breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
LongCock throws a series of punches but Jackson avoids them all with ease.
Ryan Jackson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jackson dives in and grabs LongCock's left leg, looking for a takedown. LongCock pushes down on Jackson's head and hops out.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
LongCock fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Jackson! But no joy.
Jackson goes for a double leg but LongCock avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as LongCock continues to drive forward.
LongCock dives in and grabs Jackson's left leg, looking for a takedown. Jackson pushes down on LongCock's head and hops out.

Jackson scores with a takedown into LongCock's guard.
Jackson sitting in guard, not really doing much.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jackson prevents LongCock from getting back to his feet.
Jackson's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Jackson pushing down on LongCock's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Jackson controlling the pace.
Jackson blocks the strikes from LongCock.
LongCock slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
LongCock is striking but Jackson is not phased and passes to half guard.
Well, if Jackson is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Ryan Jackson will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Jackson looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.

LongCock makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Jackson moves in looking to clinch but LongCock pushes him off.
Jackson should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
LongCock tries to score a power double leg takedown but Jackson sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten LongCock somewhat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jackson fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but LongCock avoids it really well and circles away.
LongCock fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jackson goes for a double leg but LongCock avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as LongCock continues to drive forward.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jackson stuffs the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Skimpy LongCock. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jackson fails with a takedown attempt.
Danga de danga de dang - LongCock scores with a four punch combination!
LongCock goes for a double leg but Jackson avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Jackson continues to drive forward.
Jackson is trying to pull guard but LongCock has him pressed against the cage.
LongCock has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Jackson avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.

Jackson gets control of LongCock's arms and successfully pulls guard. Jackson will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
LongCock won't allow Jackson to get back to his feet.
Jackson managing to control the position.
Jackson keeping moving, preventing LongCock from controlling successfully.
Jackson is looking to stand up but LongCock isn't so interested in that idea.
Jackson wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
LongCock sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Jackson trying to keep a closed guard but LongCock is proving a slippery customer.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

Jackson scores with a takedown into LongCock's guard.
LongCock keeping moving, preventing Jackson from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jackson postures up in LongCock's guard and throws a big left but LongCock blocks it.
LongCock keeping moving, preventing Jackson from controlling successfully.
LongCock has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Jackson trying to control the position from guard on top but LongCock is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
LongCock is pulling down on Jackson's head. It's preventing any offense from Jackson, at least for the moment.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Skimpy LongCock.
I think LongCock has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 29:28
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Skimpy LongCock!