PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Hittah (ranked 1332 p4p, 1783 weight class) and Ike Wellstone (ranked 191 p4p, 242 weight class). Hittah's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Pierce The Veil. Ike Wellstone is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Hittah
vs
Wellstone

185 cm
26
205
3 - 0 - 0

189 cm
25
209
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Very confident

Barry Bonds Performance Enhancers $110 160q Rec&St

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Big Hittah!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ike Wellstone!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Jorge Garcia and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Hittah gets tackled into the cage by Wellstone. Wellstone maintains the clinch.
Wellstone lands a left hand.
Hittah takes a knee right on the jaw!

It looks like Big Hittah has been cut.
Hittah on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wellstone gets through Hittah's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Hittah avoiding damage as Wellstone throws knees to the body.
A frustrated look appears on Hittah's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Hittah misses with a punch on the inside.
Knees to the body from Wellstone.
Wellstone throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wellstone unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wellstone lands a knee to the body.
Hittah is breathing heavily.
Wellstone lands a shoulder strike.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wellstone lands a knee to the head.
Wellstone lands a shoulder strike.
Wellstone with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wellstone connects with a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wellstone.
Wellstone lands a good knee to the midsection. Hittah won't want to take too many of those.
A shot in the inside from Wellstone.
Wellstone unloads a knee to the mid-section. Hittah lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wellstone scores a nice knee to the body.
Wellstone lands a good knee to the midsection. Hittah won't want to take too many of those.
Wellstone lands a right hand.
Wellstone utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wellstone with a knee to the head.
Wellstone lands a knee to the body.
Knees to the body from Wellstone.
Wellstone landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Wellstone utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wellstone lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wellstone obliges.
Wellstone scores with a shoulder strike.
Wellstone connects with a knee to the head.
Hittah takes a knee right on the jaw!

Hittah is rocked!
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wellstone obliges.
Oh Hittah is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wellstone scores with a shot to the side of Hittah's head.
Wellstone jerks Hittah's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! Hittah drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Wellstone goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Wellstone because Hittah was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Ike Wellstone!
Ike Wellstone is the new light heavyweight champion!
Ike Wellstone seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Big Hittah was interviewed post fight and said 'I'll be back. I promise that'.