PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Red Stalin (ranked 4707 p4p, 4577 weight class) and Conor MccGregor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Stalin
vs
MccGregor

152 cm
24
300
0 - 0 - 0

179 cm
18
155
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Red Stalin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Conor MccGregor!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Konstantin Menshow and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Stalin moves into the clinch.
Stalin gets through MccGregor's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Stalin swings wildly with an uppercut but MccGregor uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stalin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stalin lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Stalin makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
MccGregor blocking some punches.

Stalin drops MccGregor onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! MccGregor is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

MccGregor is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
A head punch on the inside from Stalin fails to land.
MccGregor is still on wobbly legs! Can Stalin finish him?
MccGregor blocking some punches.
MccGregor blocks an uppercut.
Stalin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
MccGregor blocking some punches.
Stalin misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stalin.
MccGregor fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Stalin misses with a punch on the inside.
MccGregor seems to have recovered his senses.
A shot in the inside from Stalin.
MccGregor tries to break the clinch but Stalin is controlling the position.
Stalin misses with some punches.
Stalin lands with a right to the head.
Stalin creates a bit of distance and cracks MccGregor with a massive left hook! MccGregor crumples out of camera shot, completely unconscious! He's been Nelmarked! Stalin stares at him for a moment then struts over to his corner, victorious.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Red Stalin!
Red Stalin seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.