PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jason The King (ranked 4571 p4p, 4655 weight class) and Putin Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jason The King has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

The King
vs
Boy

225 cm
18
245
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
25
255
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jason The King!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Putin Boy!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Igor Prikhodko and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boy scores with a shot to the body.
The King fails in his attempt to clinch.

Boy moves into the clinch.
Boy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The King really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Boy lands an uppercut.
Boy digs a right hand into The King's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on The King's gas tank.
The King is breathing heavily.
Boy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Boy is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but The King is defending well.
A body shot lands from Boy.
Boy lands with a left to the head.
Boy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Boy scores with a nice hook to the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Boy.
Boy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Boy scores with a shoulder strike.

Boy breaks the clinch.

Boy has taken the fight to the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The King's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A nice right hand lands inside from Boy.

Boy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The King is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Boy fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks The King square on the jaw! Damn, The King is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Putin Boy!