PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Kurt Cobain (ranked 1966 p4p, 2398 weight class) and Andrew Nichols (ranked 259 p4p, 308 weight class). Cobain comes to the cage accompanied by Smells Like Teen Spirit. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Cobain
vs
Nichols

178 cm
24
158
10 - 6 - 0

179 cm
24
165
7 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

BJJ Brown Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank

HARDCORE Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kurt Cobain!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Andrew Nichols!
The judges for this bout are Darius Henderson, Eliza Hachem and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice body kick there by Cobain.
A low kick from Nichols misses
and Nichols takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
No joy there for Nichols, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Nichols ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cobain moves away.
Cobain looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Cobain lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Cobain lands a right hook to the body.
Nichols slips under a jab from Cobain.
Nichols pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Cobain stuns Nichols with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Cobain looks to land a right hand but Nichols moved out of range.
Cobain uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Nichols.
The fighters circling - Cobain throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nichols thinks about the counter body kick.
Cobain swings widly with a right hand
enabling Nichols to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cobain throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nichols. Cobain does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cobain uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
An inside leg kick lands from Cobain.
Nichols lands a nice looking kick to the body. Cobain takes a step back to recover.
Cobain misses with a straight left.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cobain. Nichols does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cobain walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cobain tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nichols was well out of range. Poor timing from Cobain.
Cobain looks to score with a jab to the body but Nichols is just out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Nichols! But no joy.
Cobain lands a nice shot that snaps Nichols's head back.
Nichols misses with an uppercut. Cobain saw that one coming.
Cobain lands a right hook to the body.
Cobain throws a jab but it's blocked by Nichols.
Cobain with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Nichols to score with a decent uppercut.
Nichols takes a swing at Cobain's ribcage but misses.
Cobain has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Nichols.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Cobain misses with a body punch.
Cobain lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Cobain misses with a punch on the inside.
Cobain prevents a body shot from Nichols.
Nichols throws a head punch that misses.
Cobain tries a body shot but Nichols blocks it.
Still in the clinch, Cobain scores with a nice short uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nichols blocks a body shot from Cobain.
Nichols throws a knee to the head but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nichols misses with the head strike.
A body shot lands from Cobain.
Cobain blocks an uppercut.
Nichols with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Nichols misses with the head strike.
Nichols blocking some punches.
Nichols misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Cobain.
A head punch on the inside from Cobain fails to land.
Cobain tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cobain scores with a hook to the body.
Nichols throws a punch but it's blocked by Cobain.
Cobain lands a shot to the body.
Nichols looks winded!
Nichols has a couple of punches blocked by Cobain.
Cobain on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Cobain misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cobain gets through Nichols's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Cobain lands a shot to the body.
Cobain misses with a body punch.
Cobain tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Nichols's elbow.
Cobain lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Cobain pushes Nichols back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cobain.
Cobain tries to work over Nichols's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cobain works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A shot in the inside from Cobain.
A short right from Cobain.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cobain.
A right handed body shot lands from Cobain.
Nichols misses with a short punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Cobain.
Cobain lands a body punch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Cobain creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A right hand to the body from Cobain.
Cobain pushes Nichols back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cobain lands a body shot in the clinch.
Cobain lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cobain lands with a left to the head.

Nichols is rocked!
Nice body punch from Cobain.
Nichols is still on wobbly legs! Can Cobain finish him?
Still in the clinch, Cobain scores with a nice short uppercut.
A hook to the body from Cobain.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Cobain creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cobain throws a big uppercut that drops Nichols! More strikes from Cobain and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Nichols lies dazed against the cage as Cobain celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kurt Cobain!
Kurt Cobain thanked the fans post fight for their support.