PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ike Wellstone (ranked 1001 p4p, 1873 weight class) and Big Hittah (ranked 142 p4p, 249 weight class). Hittah comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Pierce The Veil kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Wellstone
vs
Hittah

189 cm
25
209
4 - 0 - 0

185 cm
26
205
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ike Wellstone!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Big Hittah!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Jonathan Paton and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hittah pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Wellstone looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Wellstone moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Wellstone avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hittah swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hittah scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Hittah moves out of range of the body kick from Wellstone.

Wellstone forces Hittah back against the cage and clinches.
A short right from Wellstone on the inside.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wellstone obliges.
Wellstone landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Hittah looks winded!
Hittah wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Wellstone throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Hittahs head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hittah wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wellstone has him pressed against the cage.
Wellstone unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wellstone scores a nice knee to the body.
Wellstone connects with a knee to the head.
Wellstone lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hittah backwards.
Wellstone lands a knee to the body.
Wellstone lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wellstone digs a right hand into Hittah's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Hittah's gas tank.
Wellstone landing knees to the body.
Wellstone lands with a light punch inside.
Wellstone lands a nice knee to the body.
Hittah takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wellstone lands a knee to the head.
Wellstone crunches a lovely knee into Hittah's ribcage.
Wellstone landing knees to the head.
Wellstone putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Hittah in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Wellstone landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wellstone obliges.
Wellstone lands a good knee to the midsection. Hittah won't want to take too many of those.
Wellstone with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Big Hittah has been cut.
Wellstone working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Hittah tries to circle away but Wellstone has him pinned against the cage.
A short left from Wellstone.
Wellstone lands a good knee to the midsection. Hittah won't want to take too many of those.
Nice body punch from Wellstone - that landed with a thud.
Wellstone unloads a knee to the mid-section. Hittah lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wellstone using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wellstone lands a knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wellstone with a knee to the head.
Hittah's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Wellstone working Hittah over with knees to the body.
Wellstone is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wellstone lands a right hand.

Hittah is rocked!
Wellstone with a knee to the head.
Hittah is still on wobbly legs! Can Wellstone finish him?
Wellstone lands a big right hand that drops Hittah! The killer instinct kicks in and Wellstone finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Wellstone!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ike Wellstone!
Ike Wellstone retains his light heavyweight title!
A relieved looking Ike Wellstone thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Big Hittah spoke after the fight, saying 'I'll be back. I promise that'.