PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fucccup Trump (ranked 2264 p4p, 2659 weight class) and James Fury (ranked 278 p4p, 319 weight class). Fury is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Astronaut in the ocean. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Trump
vs
Fury

219 cm
26
285
4 - 0 - 0

200 cm
19
265
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fucccup Trump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, James Fury!
The judges for this bout are Chris Dean, Ron Honeybunn and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fury shoots in and drives through. Trump sprawls well.
Trump misses with a head kick.
Fury wants to clinch.
Fury shoots in and drives through. Trump sprawls well.
Trump throws a big counter combination but Fury scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Trump drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

It looks like Fucccup Trump has been cut.
Fury moves out of range of the body kick from Trump.
A little jabbing left from Fury on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

Trump pushes Fury up against the cage in a clinch.
Trump swings wildly with an uppercut but Fury uses good head movement to avoid it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Trump.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Trump tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Trump misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fury.
Trump tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fury blocks an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fury is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Trump gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Fucccup Trump has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of James Fury.
Fury blocking some punches.
Trump with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Trump.
Trump struggles to land a body shot inside as Fury controls his hands.
Trump with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Fury on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Fury blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Fury has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Trump avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Trump can't find room to land a body shot as Fury controls the action.
Trump unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Trump landing knees to the body.
Fury has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Trump after a bit of a struggle.

Fury breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trump connects with a high kick.
Trump doesn't manage to clinch there - Fury circles away.
Fury throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Trump sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Trump keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
A telegraphed right hand from Fury misses the target.

Fury clinches up against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Knees in the clinch landing for Trump.
Fury looks winded!
Trump lands a body punch in the clinch.
Trump tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fury avoids it.
Fury blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Trump misses with a hook from the clinch.
Trump lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fury backwards.
Fury lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trump fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Trump misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Trump using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Fury has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Trump comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Trump pushes off an throws an elbow but Fury leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Fury on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Trump fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Trump can't find room to land a body shot as Fury controls the action.
Fury avoiding damage as Trump throws knees to the body.
Fury avoiding damage as Trump throws knees to the body.
Trump fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Trump tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Fury has hold of one of Trump's legs. Trump is fighting the takedown attempt but Fury gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Trump has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fury wants to control from the top but Trump keeps moving.
Fury seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Fury trying to control but Trump is working from the bottom.

Fury is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

Fury drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Fury as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Trump screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Fury! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). James Fury!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, James Fury made sure he mentioned 88 Fight Club Clothing $50-$100, along with how happy he was to win his fight.