PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Cheif Bitch Tits (ranked 789 p4p, 1076 weight class) and Jinjing Yan (ranked 121 p4p, 159 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Bitch Tits
vs
Yan

190 cm
21
185
5 - 1 - 0

184 cm
21
185
5 - 2 - 1

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cheif Bitch Tits!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jinjing Yan!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, George Francis and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bitch Tits misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

Bitch Tits tries to keep at a distance but Yan has taken the fight into the clinch.
Yan lands with a short shot to the head.

Yan breaks the clinch.
We've been told by Bitch Tits's head coaches at Shao Kahns Training Facility that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Bitch Tits takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bitch Tits swings for the body but Yan moves out of range.
Yan avoids the body shot from Bitch Tits.

Bitch Tits instigates a clinch.
Bitch Tits on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Bitch Tits avoiding damage as Yan throws knees to the body.

Bitch Tits's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A jab from Bitch Tits misses.
Bitch Tits uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Yan has time to react.

It looks like Jinjing Yan has been cut.
Bitch Tits misses the body punch
and Yan counters with a nice body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bitch Tits misses with a hook. Yan ducked under it nicely.
Bitch Tits swings away with a body shot that misses
and Yan makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Yan turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Yan scores with a jab.
Bitch Tits misses with a left hand
and Yan counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yan digs a good hook to Bitch Tits's body.
Bitch Tits tries to clinch there but Yan circles away.
Nice straight punches there by Yan. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Yan.
Bitch Tits throws out a leg kick but Yan moves out of range and Bitch Tits only half commits.
The fighters circle momentarily. Yan darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Yan smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

Bitch Tits fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Yan, pushing him back against the cage.

Yan manages to break the clinch.
A lazy left from Yan finds it's target.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Yan throws a nice inside leg kick.
Yan moves out of range of the strikes.
Bitch Tits takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bitch Tits keeps the fight on the outside.

Bitch Tits takes the fight into the clinch.
We've been informed that Yan has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Bitch Tits blocks an uppercut.
Yan lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Bitch Tits or not.
Yan misses with the head strike.
Yan crunches a lovely knee into Bitch Tits's ribcage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bitch Tits lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bitch Tits throws a head punch that misses.
Bitch Tits managing to block the knees to the body from Yan.
Yan blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bitch Tits blocking some punches.
Bitch Tits is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Yan is keeping busy.
A short right from Yan on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Yan.
Yan lands a nice uppercut.
Bitch Tits is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Yan struggles to land a body shot inside as Bitch Tits controls his hands.
Bitch Tits is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Yan tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bitch Tits's elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from Yan as the two fighters clinch.

Yan's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Yan defending well as Bitch Tits loads up on a big left hand.
Bitch Tits sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Yan throws a quick inside leg kick.
Yan blocks a jab.
Bitch Tits digs a good hook to Yan's body.
Bitch Tits looks to land a right hand but Yan moved out of range.
A cross from Yan lands.
Yan connects with a looping right hand.
Yan ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Yan paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Yan moves into the clinch.
Bitch Tits is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Bitch Tits blocks a body shot from Yan.
Still in the clinch, Yan scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bitch Tits avoiding damage as Yan throws knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yan landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Yan blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Yan lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bitch Tits backwards.
Yan tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bitch Tits avoids it.
Bitch Tits tries to break free but Yan pushes him back against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Yan.
Yan swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Yan lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Yan throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Yan throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Bitch Tits blocks it with crossed arms.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bitch Tits blocks an uppercut.

Bitch Tits breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jinjing Yan dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jinjing Yan's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Bitch Tits dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Yan moves into range and lands a nice body kick.

Yan forces Bitch Tits back against the cage and clinches.
Stalling in the clinch from Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits can't break the clinch.
Yan crunches a lovely knee into Bitch Tits's ribcage.
Jinjing Yan seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Yan blocking some punches.
Bitch Tits wants to get back to striking at distance but Yan won't allow it.
Bitch Tits is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Bitch Tits tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Yan pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Yan closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Bitch Tits prevents a body shot from Yan.
Yan lands an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch Tits working aggressively here.
Yan working aggressively here.
Yan lands a nice knee to the body.
Yan tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bitch Tits throws a head punch that misses.

Bitch Tits breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jinjing Yan seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Yan slips under a jab.
It seemed like Yan was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Yan has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bitch Tits tests Yan's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Yan scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Yan defending well as Bitch Tits loads up on a big left hand.

Yan pushes Bitch Tits up against the cage in a clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Yan.
Bitch Tits prevents a body shot from Yan.
Bitch Tits stalling in the clinch but Yan improves position.
Yan working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Bitch Tits blocks a body shot from Yan.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bitch Tits tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Yan lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bitch Tits.
Yan lands a nice knee to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Yan can't find room to land a body shot as Bitch Tits controls the action.
Yan lands a body shot in the clinch.
Yan digs a right hand underneath Bitch Tits's ribcage. Bitch Tits let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Yan is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bitch Tits is defending well for now.
Yan lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bitch Tits backwards.
Yan pushes Bitch Tits back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Yan pushes Bitch Tits back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Yan putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Bitch Tits in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Yan lands a hook that snaps the head of Bitch Tits backwards.
Bitch Tits avoiding damage as Yan throws knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Yan obliges.
Yan lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bitch Tits backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yan lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Cheif Bitch Tits has been cut.
A hook to the body from Yan.
Yan misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Yan misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bitch Tits.
Yan is leaning against Bitch Tits and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Yan.
Yan tries to land knees in the clinch but Bitch Tits avoids the damage to the body.
Yan tries to work over Bitch Tits's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bitch Tits blocks an uppercut.
Yan missing with knees to the body.
Yan softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Yan missing with knees to the body.
Yan presses Bitch Tits against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Still in the clinch, Yan scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yan lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bitch Tits backwards.
Yan misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits blocks a body shot from Yan.
Yan tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bitch Tits avoiding damage as Yan throws knees to the body.
A short left from Yan.
Yan misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bitch Tits.
Yan misses with a knee to the head.
Knees to the body from Yan.
Yan lands with a light punch inside.
Yan lands a body punch in the clinch.
Bitch Tits takes a shot to the head.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Bitch Tits tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jinjing Yan showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Yan scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Bitch Tits misses with an uppercut
enabling Yan to counter with a crisp jab.
Bitch Tits misses with a wild body shot.
A good leg kick by Yan.
Bitch Tits walks into a jab.
A low kick lands for Yan.
A decent looking cross lands there for Yan.
Yan takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Yan misses with a head kick.
Bitch Tits misses with a right hand
and Yan cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Bitch Tits is rocked!
Bitch Tits throws a hook but Yan blocks it.
Oh Bitch Tits is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Yan drives through and clinches with Bitch Tits against the cage.
Yan tries a body shot but Bitch Tits blocks it.
Bitch Tits seems to have got his legs back now.

Yan drops Bitch Tits with a big knee straight up the middle! Bitch Tits is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
Bitch Tits throws a hook to the side of Yan's head but Yan sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

Yan moves into the clinch successfully.
Yan wants to break the clinch but can't.
Bitch Tits tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Yan's elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Yan as Bitch Tits tries to tie him up.
Yan working Bitch Tits over with knees to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bitch Tits misses with a punch on the inside.
A short left from Yan.
Yan is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bitch Tits is defending well for now.
Bitch Tits misses with some punches.
Yan scores a nice knee to the body.
Nice body punch from Yan.
Yan unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Yan tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bitch Tits's elbow.
Yan can't find room to land a body shot as Bitch Tits controls the action.
Knees to the body from Yan.
Yan tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bitch Tits avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bitch Tits tries to circle away but Yan has him pinned against the cage.
Yan working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Yan working Bitch Tits over with knees to the body.
Yan lands a good knee to the midsection. Bitch Tits won't want to take too many of those.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Yan tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bitch Tits misses with the head strike.
Yan lands a body punch in the clinch.
Yan lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bitch Tits backwards.
Yan lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Yan softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Yan tries to land knees in the clinch but Bitch Tits avoids the damage to the body.
Yan lands a nice shot to the body.
Yan throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bitch Titss head.
Yan tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yan misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Yan blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Yan landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Bitch Tits misses with a hook from the clinch.
Yan scores with a shoulder strike.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Yan tries a knee to the head but Bitch Tits blocks it.
Bitch Tits blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Bitch Tits digs a right hand underneath Yan's ribcage. Yan let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Bitch Tits wants to stall.
Yan tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Yan trying to land knees to the body.
Yan is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bitch Tits is defending well for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yan throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Bitch Tits blocks it with crossed arms.
Yan misses with the head strike.
Yan with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Yan misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bitch Tits taking a breather.
Bitch Tits is trying to maintain a safe position but Yan gets an underhook and turns Bitch Tits into the cage.
Bitch Tits blocks an uppercut.
Yan tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bitch Tits avoids it.
Yan works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Bitch Tits avoiding damage as Yan throws knees to the body.
Yan throws a head punch that misses.
Yan lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bitch Tits backwards.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jinjing Yan really dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Bitch Tits's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Yan walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Bitch Tits swings widly with a right hand
and Yan counters with an outside leg kick.
Yan lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Yan looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Yan avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Bitch Tits is looking to clinch.
Yan scores with a jab. Bitch Tits acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Yan fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bitch Tits looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Cheif Bitch Tits seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yan lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bitch Tits tries to move into range but Yan moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bitch Tits takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Yan takes a shot to the body in his stride.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Yan works the jab nicely.
Yan throws a wild body kick that Bitch Tits sees coming a mile off.

Bitch Tits has taken the fight to the clinch.
Bitch Tits tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Yan's elbow.
Bitch Tits avoiding damage as Yan throws knees to the body.
Yan lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bitch Tits backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch Tits lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Yan backwards.
Bitch Tits on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Yan is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Bitch Tits blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

Yan breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A nice leg kick from Yan, right into the meat of the thigh.
Yan moves away from the strike by Bitch Tits.
Yan now looks to counter with a shot at the body.

Yan darts in and clinches Bitch Tits up against the cage.
Bitch Tits makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Yan tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bitch Tits avoids it.
Bitch Tits is trying to break the clinch but Yan has him pressed against the cage.
Yan digs a right hand underneath Bitch Tits's ribcage. Bitch Tits let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Bitch Tits avoiding damage as Yan throws knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yan doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bitch Tits controlling the action here for a moment.
Yan misses with a knee strike.

Yan manages to break the clinch.
Yan throws a leg kick which misses Bitch Tits's front leg but catches the back leg as Bitch Tits tries to avoid it.
Yan throws a leg kick but Bitch Tits moved away.
Bitch Tits throws a big shot that misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Yan scores with a nice right hand.
Bitch Tits drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Yan connects with a good right hand that stumbles Bitch Tits. Bitch Tits circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Bitch Tits scores with a body shot.
Yan uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bitch Tits.
Yan raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Yan ducks under a wild hook from Bitch Tits.

Yan pushes Bitch Tits up against the cage in a clinch.
Bitch Tits is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bitch Tits is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Yan is keeping busy.
Yan lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Yan lands a hook to the side of the head.

Bitch Tits's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Yan uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bitch Tits has time to react.
Bitch Tits tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Bitch Tits looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Yan keeps the fight on the outside.
Yan scores with a nice head shot.
Nice defenses there by Yan.
Yan ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Yan misses with an attempted mid kick.
Yan moves away from the strike by Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits missing with a left hand there. Yan was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Yan ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Yan's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Bitch Tits connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Yan scrambles back to his feet.
Bitch Tits takes one to the chin there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bitch Tits throws an overhand right that lands on Yan's shoulder, as Yan tries to avoid the shot.
Bitch Tits throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Yan throws out a counter right but Bitch Tits avoids it with no problem.
Yan takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Yan misses with a body kick.
Bitch Tits takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Yan lands with a cross.
Yan getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Bitch Tits throws a leg kick but Yan checks it.
Bitch Tits throws a head kick but Yan moves out of range.
Yan circles away from the clinch attempt.
Yan throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Yan scores with the left hand. Bitch Tits knows he should have avoided that one.
Both fighters circling a little - Yan finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Bitch Tits thows a left - swing and a miss!
Yan looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Yan connects with a body shot.

Yan clinches up with Bitch Tits and pushes him back against the cage.
Yan tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bitch Tits's elbow.
Yan lands an uppercut.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jinjing Yan dominated that fourth round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Yan walks into a jab.
Yan listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Bitch Tits misses with an uppercut.
Bitch Tits takes one to the chin there.
Bitch Tits will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Yan throws a body shot but no joy.
Bitch Tits misses with a straight right.
Bitch Tits takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Bitch Tits closes the distance looking to clinch
and Yan counters with a right hand to the body.
Bitch Tits throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Yan connects with a body shot.
Yan looks to land a body kick but Bitch Tits moved away.
Yan listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Bitch Tits moves forwards but Yan connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bitch Tits throws a predictable looking body shot

and Yan counters with a head kick that drops Bitch Tits to the mat! Bitch Tits scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
Yan throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bitch Tits stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bitch Tits misses with a head kick.
Yan lets loose with a powerful body kick. Bitch Tits will feel that in the morning.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch Tits throws a jab when Yan was well out of range.
Yan tries a head kick but it misses.
Bitch Tits ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Yan moves away.
Bitch Tits on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bitch Tits ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Yan moves away.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Yan clobbers Bitch Tits with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Whack! Yan lands a heavy head kick that drops Bitch Tits. The ref tackles Yan to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Bitch Tits was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Jinjing Yan!
Jinjing Yan is the new middleweight champion!
After the fight, Jinjing Yan was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.