PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steve The Smiling Assassin (ranked 2625 p4p, 2575 weight class) and Aloisia Alvar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

The Smiling Assassin
vs
Alvar

188 cm
48
215
18 - 17 - 0

194 cm
25
220
11 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Experienced

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Steve The Smiling Assassin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Aloisia Alvar!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Wesley Smith and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slapping leg kick lands for The Smiling Assassin.
The Smiling Assassin misses with a few strikes there.
Alvar avoids a kick to the body.

The Smiling Assassin tries to keep at a distance but Alvar has taken the fight into the clinch.
The Smiling Assassin blocking some punches.
Alvar scores with a shoulder strike.
The Smiling Assassin lands a left hand that snaps the head of Alvar backwards.
The Smiling Assassin misses with a hook to the ribs.

The Smiling Assassin breaks the clinch.

Alvar clinches up with The Smiling Assassin and pushes him back against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, The Smiling Assassin just misses with a elbow thrown towards Alvar's brow.
Alvar cracks The Smiling Assassin with a nice body shot.
The Smiling Assassin lands a nice elbow.
Alvar blocks an uppercut.
The Smiling Assassin is working Alvar over against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Alvar lands an uppercut.
Alvar lands a left hand.
Alvar swings wildly with an uppercut but The Smiling Assassin uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Smiling Assassin takes a shot to the head.
Alvar has a couple of punches blocked by The Smiling Assassin.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Smiling Assassin prevents a body shot from Alvar.
A head punch on the inside from Alvar fails to land.
The Smiling Assassin tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Alvar's elbow.
Alvar lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of The Smiling Assassin backwards.
Alvar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Alvar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Alvar swings wildly with an uppercut but The Smiling Assassin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Still in the clinch, Alvar scores with a nice short uppercut.
The Smiling Assassin has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Alvar lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt The Smiling Assassin or not.
The Smiling Assassin tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Alvar's elbow.
Alvar lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of The Smiling Assassin backwards.
Alvar lands an uppercut.
Alvar lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The Smiling Assassin tries to land knees in the clinch but Alvar avoids the damage to the body.
Alvar misses with a hook to the ribs.
Alvar lands with a right to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

The Smiling Assassin manages to break the clinch.
Alvar slips a straight right by The Smiling Assassin.

Alvar rushes The Smiling Assassin and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Alvar makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The Smiling Assassin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The Smiling Assassin lands a left hand that snaps the head of Alvar backwards.
The Smiling Assassin misses with a hook to the ribs.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Alvar creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Alvar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Still in the clinch, Alvar scores with a nice short uppercut.
Alvar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

The Smiling Assassin breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Alvar gets in close and instigates a clinch.
The Smiling Assassin takes a shot to the head.
The Smiling Assassin tries to throw a body punch but Alvar avoids it by throwing The Smiling Assassin back against the cage.
Alvar scores with a shot to the side of The Smiling Assassin's head.
A head punch on the inside from The Smiling Assassin fails to land.
Alvar blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Alvar lands a left hand.
The Smiling Assassin misses with a punch on the inside.
Alvar tries to work over The Smiling Assassin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The Smiling Assassin misses with an elbow strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Smiling Assassin blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Alvar working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Alvar lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Alvar misses with a short punch on the inside.

The Smiling Assassin's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

The Smiling Assassin moves into the clinch.
Alvar throws a blind hook that connects with the side of The Smiling Assassins head.
Alvar stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
The Smiling Assassin is breathing heavily.
Alvar struggles to land a body shot inside as The Smiling Assassin controls his hands.
The Smiling Assassin misses with a punch on the inside.
The Smiling Assassin misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Alvar.
A nice right hand lands inside from Alvar.
The Smiling Assassin is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Alvar is keeping busy.
Alvar lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Alvar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The Smiling Assassin has a couple of punches blocked by Alvar.
The Smiling Assassin prevents a body shot from Alvar.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Alvar lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The Smiling Assassin misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Alvar avoids the elbow strike from The Smiling Assassin, against the cage.
The Smiling Assassin can't find room to land a body shot as Alvar controls the action.
Alvar throws a head punch that misses.
The Smiling Assassin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The Smiling Assassin tries to throw a body punch but Alvar avoids it by throwing The Smiling Assassin back against the cage.

The Smiling Assassin breaks the clinch.

The Smiling Assassin rushes Alvar and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Alvar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Alvar blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Alvar scores with a nice hook to the head.
Alvar lands a left hand that snaps the head of The Smiling Assassin backwards.
Alvar lands an uppercut.
The Smiling Assassin blocking some punches.
The Smiling Assassin can't find room to land a body shot as Alvar controls the action.
The Smiling Assassin misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Alvar.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.

The Smiling Assassin breaks from the clinch.

Alvar gets a clinch.
Alvar has a couple of punches blocked by The Smiling Assassin.
Alvar has a couple of punches blocked by The Smiling Assassin.
Alvar lands a hook that snaps the head of The Smiling Assassin backwards.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Aloisia Alvar dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Alvar takes the fight into the clinch.
The Smiling Assassin leaning against his opponent.
Alvar lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Alvar in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Alvar lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of The Smiling Assassin backwards.
Alvar lands a hook to the side of the head.

The Smiling Assassin escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Alvar has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from The Smiling Assassin finds it's way round the side to connect with Alvar's head.

Alvar has The Smiling Assassin up against the cage in a clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Alvar.
Alvar lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The Smiling Assassin looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Alvar lands on the inside with an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Alvar lands an uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for Alvar.
The Smiling Assassin misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The Smiling Assassin blocks an uppercut.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The Smiling Assassin dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
The Smiling Assassin lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Alvar misses with some punches.
Alvar has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The Smiling Assassin working aggressively here.
Alvar lands a left hand that snaps the head of The Smiling Assassin backwards.
Aloisia Alvar seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Alvar misses with a hook from the clinch.
Alvar scores with a nice hook to the head.
Alvar lands a hook that snaps the head of The Smiling Assassin backwards.
Alvar working aggressively here.
A nice left hand lands by Alvar.

The Smiling Assassin is rocked!
Alvar misses with the head strike.
Oh The Smiling Assassin is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The Smiling Assassin misses with a body punch.
Alvar misses with some punches.
The Smiling Assassin seems to have got his legs back now.
A nice left hand lands by Alvar.
Alvar misses with some punches.

The Smiling Assassin escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The Smiling Assassin swings and misses with a shot to the body

and Alvar counters with a nice right hand that sends The Smiling Assassin toppling to the canvas! The Smiling Assassin scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Alvar finish him?!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Smiling Assassin throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

Alvar clinches up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Alvar throws a big uppercut that drops The Smiling Assassin! More strikes from Alvar and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! The Smiling Assassin lies dazed against the cage as Alvar celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:10 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Aloisia Alvar!
Aloisia Alvar gave a mention to Voodoo Nutrition in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
The defeated Steve The Smiling Assassin had this to say: 'Thank you fans for your support and Vladimir Putin for inspiring me to take shirtless photos of myself.'.