PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jank Stank (ranked 22518 p4p, 22620 weight class) and Hajimaro Fujinuma (ranked 625 p4p, 583 weight class). Stank comes to the cage accompanied by lil darkie x eddison - drink my piss you nasty slut yeah yeah. Fujinuma has chosen Yooooooooo as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Stank
vs
Fujinuma

185 cm
28
165
4 - 16 - 0

185 cm
31
140
7 - 7 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

Good takedowns
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jank Stank!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hajimaro Fujinuma!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Gregory Folan and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stank catches Fujinuma with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Stank tests Fujinuma's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Nice straight punches there by Stank. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Stank.

Fujinuma is rocked!

Fujinuma moves into the clinch.
Fujinuma is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Fujinuma is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Stank gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Fujinuma is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Stank is defending well.
Jank Stank has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hajimaro Fujinuma.
Stank prevents a takedown attempt there.
Fujinuma has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Stank after a bit of a struggle.
Stank prevents the takedown attempt.
Stank lands a shoulder strike.
Nice elbow from Stank.
A right hand to the body from Stank.
Fujinuma drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Fujinuma has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Stank is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fujinuma tries for a takedown. No joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stank manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Stank gets underhooks to prevent Fujinuma's takedown attempt.
Fujinuma tries to score a body lock takedown but Stank shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Stank lands an elbow inside that Fujinuma shrugs off.
Stank is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Fujinuma wants a takedown but no success here.
Stank lands a hook that snaps the head of Fujinuma backwards.
Stank lands a left hand.
Fujinuma has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Stank is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
A short uppercut from Stank.
Fujinuma drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Stank gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Fujinuma looks winded!
Stank lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Stank scores with an uppercut up the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fujinuma goes for a takedown in the clinch but Stank prevents it.
Fujinuma has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Stank is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Fujinuma has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Stank after a bit of a struggle.
Stank scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short left from Stank.
Fujinuma drops down looking for an ankle pick but Stank pulls his leg out and moves away.
Fujinuma walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Fujinuma is still on wobbly legs! Can Stank finish him?
Stank closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Fujinuma out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jank Stank!
As Jank Stank got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Ermmmmmm... This is why I didn't retire lol'.