PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Jerkwater (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalle Anka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kalle Anka will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Jerkwater
vs
Anka

194 cm
24
230 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

210 cm
22
275 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Canadian Fighter Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Johnny Jerkwater!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Kalle Anka!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Andrew Berry and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Jerkwater.

It looks like Kalle Anka has been cut.

Jerkwater has taken the fight to the clinch.
Anka lands a damaging elbow.
Anka using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jerkwater has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Jerkwater lands a shoulder strike.
Jerkwater wants to break free but Anka has control.
Jerkwater looking for a takedown.
Jerkwater wants to break the clinch but can't.
Anka lands a knee to the body.
Jerkwater is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Anka lands an elbow just above Jerkwater 's eye.
Anka lands a nice knee to the body.
Anka landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Anka creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jerkwater's defenses.
Anka connects with a knee to the head.

It looks like Johnny Jerkwater has been cut.
Anka misses with a knee strike.
Anka lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Anka unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jerkwater lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Anka lands an elbow that stopped Jerkwater in his tracks for a moment.
Jerkwater is looking to break free of the clinch but Anka has double underhooks.
Anka landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Anka with a knee to the head.
A knee to the head by Anka.
Jerkwater takes a knee right on the jaw!
Anka lands a nice knee to the body.
Anka landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Nice elbow from Anka.
Anka comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Anka using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jerkwater has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Anka lands an elbow that stopped Jerkwater in his tracks for a moment.

Jerkwater turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Anka is not content to let Jerkwater control the position.
Jerkwater avoids the strikes from the bottom by Anka.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jerkwater tries to stand but Anka is controlling his head.
Anka manages to work his way to half guard, despite Jerkwater's best efforts.
Jerkwater stops Anka from getting back to his feet.
Anka punching from the bottom.
Jerkwater scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Anka is trying to get back to full guard.
Jerkwater has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Anka tries to close the distance and clinch but Jerkwater swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jerkwater lands a nice hook to Anka's body. Anka takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Jerkwater keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

Jerkwater drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Anka wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Jerkwater working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

Anka bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
Anka with a lazy takedown attempt
and Jerkwater counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Jerkwater fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A shot to de liver by Jerkwater. Beautiful body shot.
Anka misses the shot to the body.

Jerkwater drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Jerkwater thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Jerkwater thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Jerkwater pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Anka is keeping the position for now.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jerkwater with a flurry of punches that miss.

Anka pushes Jerkwater off and gets back to his feet.
Anka wants to clinch but Jerkwater slips to the side
and Jerkwater counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Anka misses with a takedown attempt - Jerkwater sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Johnny Jerkwater has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kalle Anka.
Jerkwater misses with a shot to the body
and Anka counters with a left to the body.
Jerkwater misses with a double jab.

Anka feints and as Jerkwater raises his hands in defense, Anka changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Anka working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Anka postures up.

Anka avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Anka working some strikes from top position.
Anka wants to stand but Jerkwater has a closed guard, so he can't escape.

Jerkwater looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Anka is defending well. Jerkwater quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Anka has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Jerkwater celebrates on the ropes, with the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Johnny Jerkwater!