PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Long Schlong (ranked 2759 p4p, 3364 weight class) and Anthon Van Der Dusse (ranked 273 p4p, 312 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Schlong
vs
Van Der Dusse

178 cm
31
148
12 - 13 - 1

167 cm
33
147
14 - 23 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Long Schlong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Anthon Van Der Dusse!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schlong misses with a takedown attempt - Van Der Dusse sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Schlong lands with a nice combination. Van Der Dusse backs away looking to recover.
Schlong scores with a nice head shot.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Van Der Dusse.
A jab from Schlong misses.
Schlong works the jab nicely.
We've been hearing reports that Schlong has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Schlong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Van Der Dusse manages to avoid it.
Anthon Van Der Dusse seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Schlong gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Van Der Dusse to score an easy takedown into full guard.

Schlong is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Van Der Dusse defends well.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schlong is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Schlong is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Van Der Dusse throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Schlong works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Schlong is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

Schlong is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Van Der Dusse is aware though and is defending well.

Schlong looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing Van Der Dusse from controlling successfully.
Schlong working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Van Der Dusse.
Van Der Dusse stopping the sweep attempt from Schlong.
Schlong will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Van Der Dusse postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Van Der Dusse working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Van Der Dusse connects with a couple of short punches.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Schlong working a defensive guard here.

Schlong is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Van Der Dusse is aware though and is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schlong has control of Van Der Dusse's left arm, preventing Van Der Dusse from doing any damage.
Van Der Dusse is looking to work some ground and pound but Schlong has wrist control.
Van Der Dusse connects with a couple of short punches.
Van Der Dusse throws a big elbow that misses.

Schlong looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Van Der Dusse's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Van Der Dusse postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Schlong covers up, he's hurt! Van Der Dusse keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Van Der Dusse and the ref steps in to end the fight! Van Der Dusse can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anthon Van Der Dusse!
Anthon Van Der Dusse seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.