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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bobby Saturn (ranked 1949 p4p, 2724 weight class) and Slobba Dahutt (ranked 70 p4p, 99 weight class). Dahutt has chosen EAT IT -by Wierd Al Yankovic as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Slobba Dahutt was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bobby Saturn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Slobba Dahutt!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Dean Styles and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dahutt is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Saturn fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Dahutt wants to clinch up but Saturn keeps it at a distance.
Dahutt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Saturn.
Saturn misses the jab.
Saturn fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Dahutt on the side of the head.
It looks like Slobba Dahutt has been cut.
Saturn lands a big right hand that sends Dahutt crashing to the mat! Saturn stays standing though and waves Dahutt back to his feet!
Dahutt is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dahutt tries to clinch there but Saturn circles away.
Dahutt is still on wobbly legs! Can Saturn finish him?
Dahutt slips a jab from Saturn.
Dahutt tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Saturn manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dahutt seems to have recovered his senses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Saturn. Dahutt does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dahutt is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Dahutt avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Saturn circles away from the clinch attempt.
Saturn is looking to counter punch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dahutt looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
It looked like Saturn wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Saturn lands with a shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Saturn misses the jab.
Dahutt tries to clinch up but Saturn circles away and keeps his distance.
A slow jab from Dahutt misses its intended target.
Dahutt misses with a left hand
and Saturn counters with a crisp right hand that drops Dahutt! Saturn lets Dahutt back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Dahutt wants to clinch but Saturn slips to the side
and Saturn counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bobby Saturn!
After winning the bout, Bobby Saturn thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
The defeated Slobba Dahutt had this to say: 'I'm too hungry I couldn't concentrate....'.
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hype
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pop
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