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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Dastardly (ranked 5617 p4p, 3870 weight class) and Test Five (ranked 173 p4p, 142 weight class). Dastardly kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is DIRTY by- Christina Aguilera . Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dick Dastardly !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Test Five!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Five ducks under a wild hook from Dastardly .
Five is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Five on the wrong end of a nice jab.
It looks like Test Five has been cut.
The fighters circling - Dastardly throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dastardly sets himself, and Five steps forward looking for the clinch! Dastardly avoids it this time.
Dastardly avoids the body shot from Five.
Dastardly was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Dastardly takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Dastardly misses with a looping right.
Five steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Dastardly .
Dastardly throws a shot from downtown. Five moves away and avoids it.
Five fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Dastardly misses with an uppercut.
Five gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Dastardly missing with a left hand there. Five was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Five uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dastardly .
Dastardly throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Five sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Oooooh!!! Dastardly has knocked Five down with a huge combo! Dastardly steps away and waves a wobbly Five back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Five slips a jab from Dastardly .
Dick Dastardly seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dastardly misses with a right hand
and Five counters with a stiff right hand.
Five lands with a right hand.
Dastardly misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Five holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Five makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dastardly wants to break the clinch but can't.
Dastardly wants to break the clinch but can't.
Five goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Five as Dastardly tries to tie him up.
Dastardly doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Five lands a nice shot to the body.
Dastardly is breathing heavily.
Five throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dastardly s head.
Dastardly definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Come on Five - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
A nice right hand lands inside from Five.
Dastardly tries a body shot but Five blocks it.
Five softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Five scores with a shoulder strike.
Five lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dastardly or not.
Five lands an uppercut.
Five works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Five digs a right hand underneath Dastardly 's ribcage. Dastardly let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A hook to the body from Five.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Five lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Five avoiding damage.
Five lands a body shot in the clinch.
Five working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A short uppercut from Five.
Five lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dastardly backwards.
A hook to the body from Five.
Five lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dastardly or not.
Five softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Five lands a left hand.
Five lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Five lands an uppercut.
Five lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The referee is keeping an eye on Five - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Five pushes Dastardly back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Five digs a right hand underneath Dastardly 's ribcage. Dastardly let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Five throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dastardly s head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Five.
Five lands a big right hand that drops Dastardly ! The killer instinct kicks in and Five finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Five!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Test Five!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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