PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jensen Chelios (ranked 480 p4p, 685 weight class) and Damian Dudley (ranked 72 p4p, 105 weight class). Jensen Chelios is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Chelios
vs
Dudley

179 cm
30
177
10 - 4 - 1

183 cm
39
178
21 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Vegan Gains

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jensen Chelios!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 16 - 0, fighting out of New York, Damian Dudley!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Dudley clinches up with Chelios and pushes him back against the cage.
Dudley lands with a light punch inside.
Dudley lands a body punch.
Dudley throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dudley is working for takedown but Chelios is calmly controlling the position for now.
Chelios doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chelios throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dudleys head.
Chelios lands a nice uppercut.
Dudley prevents a body shot from Chelios.
Chelios tries to land knees in the clinch but Dudley avoids the damage to the body.
Dudley tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Chelios's elbow.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Dudley has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Chelios makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Chelios lands with a right to the head.
Chelios swings wildly with an uppercut but Dudley uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dudley looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Dudley drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Chelios lands a shoulder strike.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dudley misses with a hook from the clinch.
Chelios avoids a wild elbow strike from Dudley.
Dudley blocking some punches.
Dudley misses with an elbow strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dudley blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chelios tries to work over Dudley's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dudley working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Chelios misses with the head strike.
Dudley goes for a takedown in the clinch but Chelios prevents it.
Jensen Chelios has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Damian Dudley.
Chelios lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Chelios takes an elbow to the forehead.
Still in the clinch, Dudley scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dudley blocking some punches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Chelios.
Dudley wants a takedown.
Chelios prevents a body shot from Dudley.
Chelios blocks an elbow strike.
Chelios misses with some punches.
Chelios tries a body shot but Dudley blocks it.
Chelios can't find room to land a body shot as Dudley controls the action.
Chelios tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dudley's elbow.
Our sources have told us that Chelios has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Dudley creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Chelios.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chelios lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dudley backwards.
Chelios prevents a body shot from Dudley.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Chelios scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dudley is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Chelios gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Dudley lands a nice elbow.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dudley.
Chelios takes an elbow to the forehead.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Dudley just misses with a elbow thrown towards Chelios's brow.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Chelios.
Chelios scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dudley wants a takedown.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chelios.
Chelios lands with a light punch inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Chelios.
Chelios tries a knee to the head but Dudley blocks it.
Chelios lands a body punch in the clinch.
Dudley lands a right hand.
Dudley misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dudley looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Dudley is looking for a takedown.
Chelios works on Dudley's body with a couple of short punches.
Dudley looks winded!
Dudley tries a body shot but Chelios blocks it.
Chelios lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dudley backwards.
Chelios digs a right hand underneath Dudley's ribcage. Dudley let out a lung full of air as it connected.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chelios lands with a right to the head.
Dudley takes a shot to the head.
Chelios pushes Dudley back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Chelios tries to throw a body punch but Dudley avoids it by throwing Chelios back against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Chelios creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dudley blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dudley wants a takedown.
A nice left hand lands by Chelios.
Chelios throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dudleys head.
Good body shot from Chelios.
Good body shot from Chelios.
Chelios lands a hook that snaps the head of Dudley backwards.
Chelios lands a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chelios lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Chelios lands with a left to the head.
Chelios lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Chelios lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Chelios stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Chelios lands a nice uppercut.
Chelios lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A body shot lands from Chelios.
Chelios cracks Dudley with a nice body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chelios lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A knee to the head by Chelios.

Dudley is rocked!

It looks like Damian Dudley has been cut.
Chelios lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dudley backwards.
Dudley is still on wobbly legs! Can Chelios finish him?
Chelios lands a hook to the side of the head.
Chelios lands a big right hand that drops Dudley! The killer instinct kicks in and Chelios finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Chelios!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jensen Chelios!
A relieved looking Jensen Chelios thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.