PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lyle Kilke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kirk Oppenhanger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters really staring eachother down here, as Kirk Oppenhanger enters the cage!

Kilke
vs
Oppenhanger

225 cm
22
300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

190 cm
21
279 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Very confident

Das Labor
BADGER MILK!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lyle Kilke!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kirk Oppenhanger!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oppenhanger scores with a jab.

It looks like Lyle Kilke has been cut.
Oppenhanger fails with an attempt to clinch.
Kilke throws a nice looking combination but Oppenhanger bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kilke scores with a punch to the head.

It looks like Kirk Oppenhanger has been cut.
Oppenhanger wants to clinch up but Kilke keeps it at a distance.
Oppenhanger avoids a punch combination nicely.
Oppenhanger lands a jab.
Oppenhanger tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Kilke paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Oppenhanger tries to clinch there but Kilke circles away.
Kilke misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Oppenhanger takes a head kick and keeps coming.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
No joy there for Kilke, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Oppenhanger tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kilke swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Oppenhanger pushes Kilke up against the cage in a clinch.

Kilke breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Oppenhanger throws a series of punches but Kilke moves out of range.
Kilke misses with a head kick.
Oppenhanger throws a nice looking combination but Kilke bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Oppenhanger connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Oppenhanger jabs Kilke right on the nose. Kilke blinks but takes it well.
Kilke lands a head kick. Oppenhanger smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Oppenhanger rushes Kilke and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Oppenhanger misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kilke can't break the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Oppenhanger.

Kilke manages to break the clinch.
Oppenhanger tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kilke misses with a double jab.
Jab, jab by Kilke - just one landing.
Left hook, right uppercut from Oppenhanger.
Oppenhanger misses with a combination
and Kilke counters with a head kick.
Kilke is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kilke throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Oppenhanger counters with a three punch combo that has Kilke backing up. Kilke nods at Oppenhanger to acknowledge the strikes.

Lyle Kilke's cut is getting worse.
A nice combination there by Oppenhanger.

Lyle Kilke's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Kilke throws a left and a right that both miss
and Oppenhanger counters with a stiff right hand.

Kilke is rocked!

Oppenhanger instigates a clinch.

Oppenhanger breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Oppenhanger fails in his attempt to clinch.
Oppenhanger tries to clinch
and Kilke counters with a one-two to the body.
Oppenhanger lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - Kilke can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from Oppenhanger and Kilke drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by Oppenhanger.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kirk Oppenhanger!