PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Chris Steve (ranked 12 p4p, 213 weight class) and Shen Po (ranked 2 p4p, 27 weight class). Steve comes to the cage accompanied by TWIST HIS D*CK. Po has chosen Ei-tetsu Hayashi & 木下伸市 as his entrance music. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Shen Po enters the cage!

Steve
vs
Po

175 cm
38
178
51 - 10 - 0

177 cm
27
194
15 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

PWNAGE™
Conviction

Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 51 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chris Steve!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Shen Po!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Steve misses with an uppercut. Po saw that one coming.
Po with the counter takedown but Steve avoids it easily.
Jab by Steve.

Po clinches up with Steve and pushes him back against the cage.
Po misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Nice body punch from Po.
Po struggles to land a body shot inside as Steve controls his hands.
Po lands an uppercut.
Po lands with a short shot to the head.
Steve misses with a body punch.
Po lands with a light punch inside.
Po digs a right hand underneath Steve's ribcage. Steve let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Po tries to work over Steve's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Steve has a couple of punches blocked by Po.
Steve throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Steve struggles to land a body shot inside as Po controls his hands.
Po misses with a body punch.
Steve's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A nice right hand lands inside from Po.
Steve tries to work over Po's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short left from Po.
Po throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Steve.
Po tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Steve's elbow.
Po misses with a hook to the ribs.
Steve pushes off an throws an elbow but Po leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Steve blocks a body shot from Po.
Steve swings wildly with an uppercut but Po uses good head movement to avoid it.
Steve throws a head punch that misses.
Po misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Steve tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Po's elbow.
Po tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Po with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Steve lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Po lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Steve lands an elbow just above Po 's eye.
Po misses with a punch to the body.
Po misses with a body punch.
Po is trying to pull guard but Steve turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Po tries a body shot but Steve blocks it.
Po tries a body shot but Steve blocks it.
Po throws a punch but it's blocked by Steve.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Po with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Po tries to pull guard but Steve holds him up against the cage and eventually Po drops back down to his feet.
Steve tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Steve lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Po backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Po.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Po stalling against the cage.
Steve working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Steve.
Steve has a couple of punches blocked by Po.
Steve throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Po lands an uppercut.
Steve scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Steve lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Po backwards.
Steve misses with some punches.
Steve struggles to land a body shot inside as Po controls his hands.
Po jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Steve walks away with a smile on his face. Po gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Chris Steve has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Shen Po.
Po ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Steve is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Steve defending well as Po loads up on a big left hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Po connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

Po clinches with his opponent.
Steve gets through Po's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Come on Po - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Po goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Steve lands a hook to the side of the head.
Po throws a punch but it's blocked by Steve.
Po working aggressively here.
Po is working Steve over against the cage.
Po slows down the pace here.
Po tries a body shot but Steve blocks it.
Po blocks a body shot from Steve.
Steve works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Po blocks a body shot from Steve.
Po goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Po misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Po misses with a hook to the ribs.
Steve tries to throw a body punch but Po avoids it by throwing Steve back against the cage.
Steve misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Po fails to land.
Steve scores with a shot to the side of Po's head.
Steve swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Steve blocks a body shot from Po.
Po scores with a nice hook to the head.
Steve misses with a punch to the body.
Po goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Po misses with a punch to the body.
Nice body punch from Po - that landed with a thud.
Po tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Po blocks a body shot from Steve.
Po misses with some punches.
Steve prevents a body shot from Po.
Steve swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Po working aggressively here.
Steve struggles to land a body shot inside as Po controls his hands.
Po scores with a hook to the body.
Po misses with a body punch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Shen Po dominated that round.
That's time! Steve's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Po moves out of range of the leg kick from Steve.
Steve takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Po takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

Steve forces Po back against the cage and clinches.

Po turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Po has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Po tries to control but Steve wriggling away.
Po fails to advance to Steve's back.
Steve is squirming around, avoiding Po's attempts to control the action.

Po is working for a guillotine from mount but Steve frees his head quite easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Steve wants to hold on but Po pushes him away.
Steve prevents Po from taking his back.
Po looking to control but Steve is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Po fails to take his opponent's back.
Po trying to control but Steve is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Po takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Po looking to finish with strikes here!
Steve avoids a series of strikes thrown by Po.
Po trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Po looking to ground and pound but Steve is blocking nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Steve has given up his back.

Po has the hooks in and he's looking for a rear naked choke here. Steve is defending well but eventually Po manages to get an arm under the chin and he's locked on the RNC! Steve has no choice but to tap now! He does! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Shen Po!
Shen Po is the new middleweight champion!
Shen Po tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
In defeat, Chris Steve stepped up to the mic, saying 'Oh my penis !!!! '.