PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Liam Robinson (ranked 24756 p4p, 4372 weight class) and Rulla Kebab (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Rulla Kebab was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Robinson
vs
Kebab

184 cm
19
205
1 - 4 - 0

192 cm
18
213
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Liam Robinson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Rulla Kebab!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Daniel Bishop and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Robinson walks into a stiff left hand from Kebab.
Robinson looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Kebab lands with a thumping leg kick.
Robinson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

Robinson rushes Kebab and presses him up against the cage.
Kebab lands a left hand.
Kebab scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kebab throws a head punch that misses.
Kebab doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Our sources have told us that Robinson has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Kebab tries a body shot but Robinson blocks it.
Kebab doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kebab scores with a shot to the side of Robinson's head.
Kebab lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Robinson tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Kebab lands with a light punch inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short right from Kebab on the inside.
Robinson letting Kebab take a breather here.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
The crowd are getting on Kebab's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Robinson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Robinson jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Kebab walks away with a smile on his face. Robinson gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Kebab scores with a jab to the head.
Robinson shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Robinson tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Kebab paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Kebab flicks out a counter leg kick but Robinson steps away.
Kebab connects with a jab.
Kebab scores with a jab.
Rulla Kebab is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Robinson walks into a straight right hand from Kebab.
Kebab jabs at Robinson's body.
Robinson takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Kebab comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Kebab lunges at Robinson with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Robinson's hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kebab jabs Robinson to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Kebab connects with the punch.
Kebab lands a glancing blow to the side of Robinson's head.
Kebab lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Kebab lands an overhand right.
Kebab lands a body shot.
Robinson misses with a head kick.
Kebab fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Robinson takes one to the side of the head.

Robinson is rocked!
Kebab cracks Robinson with a hook to the temple - Robinson is on wobbly legs here! Kebab swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Robinson falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Kebab wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Rulla Kebab!