PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Billy Cubbedge (ranked 3045 p4p, 5549 weight class) and Roberto Vieira (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Billy Cubbedge is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Cubbedge
vs
Vieira

194 cm
19
270
2 - 2 - 0

184 cm
29
280
11 - 5 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Solid chin

Groove Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Billy Cubbedge!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Roberto Vieira!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Eddie Farnsworth and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cubbedge lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Cubbedge connects with a leg kick.
Vieira takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Vieira fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Cubbedge avoids it really well and circles away.
Cubbedge lands a really nice looking cross but Vieira seems unphased.
Vieira doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Nice shot by Cubbedge.
Cubbedge lands a right hook to the body.
Vieira looks winded!
Cubbedge feints a kick and comes over the top with a right hand, followed by a left hook - both land, sending Vieira crashing to the mat! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Billy Cubbedge!
Billy Cubbedge made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying '1,2, the Zombies coming for you. 3,4, Your face hits the floor. 5,6, your gonna need new lips. 7,8, Its just to late. 9, 10 your ass goes down AGAIN!!! whos next!'.