PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Irlandus Fennerly (ranked 4381 p4p, 4312 weight class) and Zionist Scum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Fennerly
vs
Scum

190 cm
18
235
0 - 0 - 0

177 cm
25
226
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Intelligent

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Irlandus Fennerly!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Zionist Scum!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, George Francis and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Scum has managed to clinch.

Scum jumps guard.
Scum trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!

Scum is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Fennerly defends well.
Scum keeping moving, preventing Fennerly from controlling successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Scum is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Scum sitting and controlling from the half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Scum lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Fennerly knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Scum on the ground.
Scum tries to stand and escape but Fennerly is controlling the position.
Fennerly keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Well, if Scum is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

Scum stands up from half guard.
Fennerly misses with a series of wild punches.
Scum wants to counter the offense by Fennerly and move into the clinch position.
Fennerly swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Fennerly fails to land with a series of punches.

Scum gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Scum is working for takedown but Fennerly is calmly controlling the position for now.

Scum successfully pulls guard.
Scum is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Fennerly is controlling him.

Fennerly avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Scum is on top in guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fennerly is trying to keep Scum in close.
Scum advances to half guard.
Scum thows a huge punch but Fennerly dodges it nicely.
Fennerly is in trouble now - Scum has advanced to mount!
Scum takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee warns Fennerly that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Scum controlling from mount.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Let's hope that Scum has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Scum's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Zionist Scum dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Fennerly fails to land with a series of punches.

Scum looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Fennerly!
Fennerly bucks up and tries to throw Scum off but instead Scum has got his back!
Scum biding his time, controlling Fennerly.
Scum has the hooks in. Fennerly is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Scum controls the action.
Scum lands punches and elbows.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Scum keeps control of the position easily here as Fennerly tries to buck him off.
Scum is continuing to stall.

Fennerly fending off the submission attempt from Scum.

Scum has the rear naked choke here! This is very bad for Fennerly! Can he survive? No! He's out! Scum gets to his feet and celebrates with his cornermen. He looks absolutely delighted. In the post fight interviews he takes time to thank his parents and everyone who has believed in him from the start. How sweet.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Zionist Scum!