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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Ze Jabbanator (ranked 24198 p4p, 5199 weight class) and Goat Cheese (ranked 737 p4p, 601 weight class). Jabbanator's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Eye of the tiger by - RONNY MONTROSE . This should be fireworks!
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ze Jabbanator!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Goat Cheese!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Gregory Folan and Ian Loll.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cheese misses with a body shot
and Jabbanator counters with a nice right hand that sends Cheese toppling to the canvas! Cheese scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Jabbanator finish him?!
Cheese is rocked!
It looks like Goat Cheese has been cut.
Cheese pulls out of a head kick attempt.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Cheese has eaten all the pies!
Jabbanator avoids the head kick by Cheese.
Cheese tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jabbanator was well out of range. Poor timing from Cheese.
Jabbanator cracks Cheese with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Cheese looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Jabbanator finish him?
Cheese is still on wobbly legs! Can Jabbanator finish him?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Are you kidding me?! Jabbanator ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Cheese clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ze Jabbanator!
Our winner, Ze Jabbanator, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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