PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between fetty mockenmaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Igor slobberedonme nobblybits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). mockenmaker comes to the cage accompanied by duck da fuk down.. slobberedonme nobblybits has chosen breakstuff as his entrance music. Igor slobberedonme nobblybits looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

mockenmaker
vs
slobberedonme nobblybits

184 cm
18
209 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

185 cm
21
205 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Self confident

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, fetty mockenmaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Igor slobberedonme nobblybits!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
mockenmaker tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
slobberedonme nobblybits throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
slobberedonme nobblybits fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
slobberedonme nobblybits will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
slobberedonme nobblybits tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but mockenmaker swivels and escapes.
slobberedonme nobblybits looks gassed!
No luck for slobberedonme nobblybits with that takedown attempt.
fetty mockenmaker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Igor slobberedonme nobblybits.
mockenmaker throws a head kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

mockenmaker drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
mockenmaker is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
mockenmaker tries to free his leg and advance position but slobberedonme nobblybits is retaining full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells mockenmaker's corner. There ya go! There ya go!

mockenmaker is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
mockenmaker passes slobberedonme nobblybits's left leg - he's now in half guard.
mockenmaker working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
mockenmaker is keen to just control but slobberedonme nobblybits is a slippery customer.
mockenmaker is nestled in close to slobberedonme nobblybits, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
slobberedonme nobblybits won't allow mockenmaker to pass to mount.
mockenmaker is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
slobberedonme nobblybits is bucking up trying to escape but mockenmaker cracks him with another couple of good strikes.

mockenmaker has hold of slobberedonme nobblybits's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and slobberedonme nobblybits manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
mockenmaker is landing with some decent strikes but slobberedonme nobblybits is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
slobberedonme nobblybits is bucking up trying to escape but mockenmaker cracks him with another couple of good strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
slobberedonme nobblybits in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.

mockenmaker is giving the impression that he's looking to ground and pound but he switches suddenly into a beautiful far side armbar! slobberedonme nobblybits is forced to tap! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). fetty mockenmaker!