PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nick Rodriguez (ranked 1028 p4p, 892 weight class) and Tommy Weismuller (ranked 138 p4p, 121 weight class). Weismuller is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Cant Be Touched. On his way into the cage it seems that Nick Rodriguez has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Nick Rodriguez seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Rodriguez
vs
Weismuller

190 cm
27
220
11 - 6 - 0

184 cm
29
214
8 - 4 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Nick Rodriguez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tommy Weismuller!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Eddie Farnsworth and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rodriguez lands an overhand right.
Weismuller works the jab nicely.

It looks like Nick Rodriguez has been cut.
Weismuller fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rodriguez manages to avoid it.
Rodriguez moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Weismuller lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Rodriguez lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A slow jab from Rodriguez misses its intended target.
Weismuller blocks a head kick by Rodriguez.
Weismuller is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Rodriguez lands a nice shot that snaps Weismuller's head back.
Weismuller displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rodriguez throws out the jab.
Rodriguez on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Weismuller on the wrong end of a nice hook.
We've been informed that Weismuller has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Rodriguez misses with a combination
and Weismuller counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Rodriguez uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Weismuller.
Weismuller misses with a body shot.
Rodriguez throws a big counter combination but Weismuller scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Rodriguez misses the shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Weismuller throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A lazy left from Rodriguez finds it's target.
Rodriguez shoots in looking for a takedown. Weismuller tries to sprawl out of it but Rodriguez keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Weismuller manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Weismuller uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rodriguez.
As Rodriguez backs off Weismuller throws a huge counter combo but Rodriguez manages to avoid it all.
Weismuller just misses with a punch to the body.
Weismuller's jab looks to have found its range, popping Rodriguez under the eye.
Weismuller digs a good hook to Rodriguez's body.
Tommy Weismuller is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Rodriguez sizes up Weismuller with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Rodriguez takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Rodriguez is breathing heavily.
Weismuller paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
A jab lands there for Rodriguez.
Weismuller throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Rodriguez stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Weismuller clinches up with Rodriguez and pushes him back against the cage.

Weismuller escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Weismuller takes a swing at Rodriguez's ribcage but misses.
Weismuller cracks a nice hook into Rodriguez's ribs.
Weismuller throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rodriguez takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Rodriguez takes one on the button.
Weismuller drops Rodriguez with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Rodriguez! Weismuller dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tommy Weismuller!
After the big win, Tommy Weismuller made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors FUClothing and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.