PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Darrell Newsome (ranked 4085 p4p, 6265 weight class) and Biggus Dickus (ranked 483 p4p, 621 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Newsome
vs
Dickus

184 cm
18
170
3 - 0 - 0

185 cm
18
182
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Darrell Newsome!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Biggus Dickus!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Nard Betker and Saam Ante.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Newsome misses with a straight left.
Newsome lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Dickus doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Dickus lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Newsome circles away quickly and effectively.
Dickus lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A looping hook to the body misses from Newsome. Dickus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dickus takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Dickus misses with an uppercut. Newsome saw that one coming.
Newsome clobbers Dickus with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dickus misses with a left hand
and Newsome counters with a straight right hand.

Newsome sends Dickus crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Newsome is motioning to the referee to let Dickus up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Dickus is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dickus misses with a two punch combination.
Dickus is still on wobbly legs! Can Newsome finish him?
Newsome looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Newsome keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Newsome appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Newsome lands a nice shot to the body.
Dickus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Newsome moves away.
Dickus seems to have recovered his senses.
Newsome misses with an uppercut
and Dickus counters with a stiff right hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Newsome misses the target.
Dickus ducks right into an uppercut from Newsome.
Dickus attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Dickus ducks under a wild hook from Newsome.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Newsome waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dickus.
Dickus looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Newsome blocks a jab.

Newsome lands a big uppercut and Dickus crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Dickus looks OK. Newsome waves Dickus back to his feet!
Newsome slips under a jab from Dickus.
Dickus walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Newsome! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Darrell Newsome!