PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Island Turd (ranked 4542 p4p, 4458 weight class) and Kayce Dutton (ranked 0 p4p, 512 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Turd
vs
Dutton

191 cm
25
155
0 - 0 - 0

176 cm
25
150
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Inexperienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Island Turd !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Kayce Dutton!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Santiago Holmes and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dutton throws a lazy right hand but Turd sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dutton uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Turd .
Dutton looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Kayce Dutton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Turd connects with a crisp jab.
Dutton on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Dutton scores with a hook.
Jab by Dutton.

It looks like Island Turd has been cut.
Dutton throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dutton throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Turd stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dutton lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Turd throws a body shot but no joy.
Dutton with a nice cross.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A big right from Turd misses.
Nice uppercut lands for Turd . That snapped Dutton's head back.
Dutton steps in with a hook that catches Turd right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Dutton follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Turd looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kayce Dutton!
A relieved looking Kayce Dutton thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.