PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy Jank Jankens (ranked 5233 p4p, 5117 weight class) and Cannibus Corpse (ranked 188 p4p, 178 weight class). Jankens comes into the arena with Come get it by- The Jankstreet boyz blaring out of the sound system. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Jankens
vs
Corpse

213 cm
25
300
0 - 0 - 0

196 cm
25
285
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jimmy Jank Jankens!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Cannibus Corpse !
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Russell Pearce and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jankens waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Corpse .

Corpse rushes Jankens and presses him up against the cage.
Corpse letting Jankens take a breather here.
Jankens working aggressively here.
Corpse throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Corpse lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Jimmy Jank Jankens has been cut.
Corpse throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Corpse misses with an elbow strike.
Corpse lands an elbow inside.
Corpse pushes off an throws an elbow but Jankens leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Jankens lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jankens blocks an elbow strike from Corpse .
Corpse misses with an elbow over the top.
Jankens takes an elbow to the temple.

Jimmy Jank Jankens's cut is getting worse.
Jankens blocks an elbow strike.
Corpse misses with an elbow strike.
Jankens fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Corpse .
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jankens working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Jankens blocks an elbow strike.
Jankens misses with a punch on the inside.
Jankens misses with the head strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Corpse just misses with a elbow thrown towards Jankens's brow.
Corpse creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Jankens blocks an elbow strike.
Jankens lands with a left to the head.
Corpse blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jankens lands an uppercut.
Jankens throws a punch but it's blocked by Corpse .
Jankens has a couple of punches blocked by Corpse .
Jankens misses with a short punch on the inside.
Corpse throws an elbow but it's blocked.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Corpse just misses with a elbow thrown towards Jankens's brow.
Jankens lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jankens misses with some punches.
Corpse lands a nice elbow.

Jimmy Jank Jankens's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Corpse pushes off an throws an elbow but Jankens leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Jankens blocks an elbow strike.
Corpse creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Jankens trying to stall but Corpse improves his position.
Corpse throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Corpse throws an elbow but it misses.
Jankens pushes Corpse back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Corpse lands an elbow inside.

Jeez, Jimmy Jank Jankens's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Jimmy Jank Jankens's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Cannibus Corpse !