PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Alak Mouskal (ranked 4738 p4p, 5308 weight class) and Jank Stank (ranked 516 p4p, 549 weight class). Stank is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: lil darkie x eddison - drink my piss you nasty slut yeah yeah. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Mouskal
vs
Stank

190 cm
30
150
4 - 4 - 1

185 cm
29
165
6 - 17 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

KOMBAT KLOTHING

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Alak Mouskal!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jank Stank!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Robert Douchet and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No joy there for Mouskal, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Stank throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mouskal stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Stank throws a right and a left that both miss.
An attempted straight right counter from Mouskal misses the target.
Stank misses with a few strikes there.
Stank misses with a body shot.
A left and a right from Mouskal both land. Nice combination.

It looks like Jank Stank has been cut.
Mouskal fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Stank manages to avoid it.
Mouskal swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Stank.
Mouskal shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A combination from Stank does no damage.
Nice jab there from Mouskal.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stank fails to land with a series of punches.
Mouskal lands a nice looking body shot.
Mouskal will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Mouskal really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Stank lands a nice hook to Mouskal's body. Mouskal takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Stank works Mouskal's body with a nice hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stank fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mouskal manages to avoid it.
Stank misses with a double jab.
It looked like Mouskal was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Stank.
Mouskal misses with a few strikes there.
Stank throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mouskal throws a shot from downtown. Stank moves away and avoids it.
Stank moves out of range as Mouskal strikes.
Stank throws a series of punches but Mouskal moves out of range.
Stank slips under a jab.
Mouskal fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Mouskal dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Mouskal cracks a nice hook into Stank's ribs.
Stank swings for the body but Mouskal moves out of range.
Mouskal misses with a few strikes there.
Stank misses the shot to the body.
Stank throws a right hand that Mouskal ducks under and follows up with a left that Mouskal also avoids with ease.
Stank jabs Mouskal to the body, keeping him at a distance.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mouskal has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Stank finds it's way round the side to connect with Mouskal's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mouskal defending well as Stank loads up on a big left hand.
Mouskal looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Mouskal keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nice body punch from Stank.
Mouskal rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Stank moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Stank ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mouskal moves away.
Mouskal was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Stank throws a series of punches but Mouskal avoids them all with ease.
Mouskal misses with a jab, cross combination.
Stank lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Mouskal circles away quickly and effectively.
Stank changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Mouskal misses with a combination
and Stank counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Mouskal throws a body punch but Stank moves out of range.
Mouskal lands a nice looking body shot.
Mouskal lands with a cross.
Stank takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Mouskal scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stank staying out of range there.
Mouskal misses with a left hand
and Stank counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mouskal throws a body shot but no joy.
Stank is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Mouskal rather than just go for the knockout.
Stank ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mouskal throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Stank sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Stank steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mouskal.
A telegraphed right hand from Mouskal misses the target.
Stank staying out of range there.
Stank scores with a nice strike.
Mouskal takes a swing at Stank's ribcage but misses.
Stank throws a counter combo.
Stank thows a left - swing and a miss!
Stank avoids the body shot from Mouskal.
Mouskal looks to land a combination but Stank avoids it well.
Mouskal looks to throw the jab but Stank is out of range.
Mouskal waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Stank.
Stank swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Stank ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mouskal moves away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stank misses with a two punch combination.
Mouskal throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Stank.
Stank scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stank throws a right and a left that Mouskal avoids nicely.
Mouskal throws a good cross that connects.
Mouskal misses with a hook.
Mouskal scores with a nice strike.
Stank looks to score with a jab to the body but Mouskal is just out of range.
Stank loads up on a big right hand but Mouskal slips the punch.
Stank throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Mouskal on the side of the head.
Stank misses with a double jab
enabling Mouskal to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mouskal looks to land a left hand but Stank moved out of range nicely.
Mouskal connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Mouskal misses the jab.
Mouskal connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Mouskal misses with a straight right.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Alak Mouskal will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jank Stank's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.

Stank lands a nice shot to the body.
No joy there for Mouskal, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Mouskal scores with the left hand. Stank knows he should have avoided that one.
Mouskal misses with a wild body shot.
Stank throws a body punch but Mouskal moves out of range.
Alak Mouskal is winning the standup battle so far.
Stank takes a swing at Mouskal's ribcage but misses.
Stank slips a jab from Mouskal.
Mouskal throws a poor cross that misses
and Stank counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Stank connects with a body shot that sends Mouskal's belly button to the back.
Stank throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Mouskal waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Stank.
Mouskal throws a shot from downtown. Stank moves away and avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
No joy there for Mouskal, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Mouskal throws a body shot but no joy.
Stank keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mouskal swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Stank counters with a nice body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mouskal takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stank ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Stank drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Mouskal defends it well.
Stank misses with a jab, cross combination.
Stank ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Stank let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Alak Mouskal is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Mouskal ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Stank moves away.
Mouskal throws a right hand that Stank ducks under and follows up with a left that Stank also avoids with ease.
Mouskal misses the body punch
and Mouskal takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Mouskal misses with a straight right.
Mouskal dodges the punch combination from Stank.
Mouskal gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Mouskal lands an overhand right.
Stank throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mouskal.
Stank misses with a few strikes there.
Stank shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Mouskal eats them both and turns towards Stank to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mouskal throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Stank sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mouskal avoids a punch combination nicely.
Stank lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Mouskal stuns Stank with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Mouskal throws a hook but Stank avoids it easily.
Stank throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A swing and a miss from Stank.
Mouskal lands a nice hook to Stank's body. Stank takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Mouskal swings for the body but Stank moves out of range.
Mouskal looks to land a combination. Stank sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Mouskal lunges at Stank with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Stank's hand.
A slow jab from Mouskal misses its intended target.
Stank scores with a shot to the body.
Mouskal misses with a hook. Stank ducked under it nicely.
Mouskal throws a right and a left that Stank avoids nicely.
A countering left hand to the body from Stank misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stank defending well as Mouskal loads up on a big left hand.
Stank displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Mouskal throws out the jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Mouskal misses the target.
Stank scores with a shot to the body.
Mouskal misses with a few strikes there.
Stank connects with a body shot that sends Mouskal's belly button to the back.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Mouskal swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Stank makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Stank misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mouskal.
Mouskal was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Mouskal listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Stank stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Stank throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mouskal takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Mouskal takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stank ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Mouskal misses the shot to the body.
Mouskal throws a left and a right that both miss
and Stank counters with a nice uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Mouskal.
Stank looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Stank ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Jab from Stank.
Stank misses with the combination.
Mouskal was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
A slow jab from Mouskal misses its intended target.
Stank throws out a powerful jab.
Stank just misses with a punch to the body.
Stank throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Stank digs a good body shot into Mouskal's ribs.
Mouskal loads up on a big right hand but Stank slips the punch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mouskal ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Stank moves away.
Mouskal avoids the body shot from Stank.
Mouskal swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Stank throws a hook to the side of Mouskal's head but Mouskal sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Mouskal with a body punch. A glancing blow.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jank Stank showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jank Stank's cut.
That's time! Mouskal's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Mouskal throws a right hand that Stank ducks under and follows up with a left that Stank also avoids with ease.
Stank keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mouskal takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Stank fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Mouskal throwing a counter right hand but Stank manages to avoid it.
Mouskal tests Stank's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Stank steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mouskal.
Stank is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Mouskal with a body shot.
Mouskal looks to throw the jab but Stank is out of range.
Mouskal keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mouskal takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Stank misses with a body punch
and Mouskal cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Stank uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mouskal.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mouskal uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Stank.
Mouskal throws out a loose jab but Stank uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mouskal missing with a left hand there. Stank was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Stank just misses with a punch to the body.
Mouskal swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Stank throws a big shot that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stank connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Mouskal's hands.
Stank with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Stank ducks under a wild hook from Mouskal.
Mouskal uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Stank.
An attempted straight right counter from Mouskal misses the target.
Stank keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mouskal.
Stank uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mouskal.
And Stank tries to counter it with a takedown but Mouskal pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Mouskal lands with an uppercut that bounces Stank off the cage and back into range.
Stank scores with a body shot.
Mouskal fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Stank manages to avoid it.
Stank needs to keep his hands up - Mouskal had a free shot at his head there.
Stank walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Mouskal takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Mouskal throws a right hand that Stank ducks under and follows up with a left that Stank also avoids with ease.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Stank throws a combination that misses
and Mouskal makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mouskal uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Stank.
A little feinted left hand from Mouskal on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Stank lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Mouskal throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Stank moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Stank misses with a two punch combination.
Mouskal swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Stank looks to land a combination but Mouskal avoids it well.
Stank scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Mouskal throws a hook but Stank avoids it easily.
Stank rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Mouskal moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Stank throws out a loose jab but Mouskal uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stank gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Mouskal misses with a wild combination.
Stank sizes up Mouskal with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Stank fails to land with a series of punches.
Stank keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mouskal.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stank uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mouskal.
Mouskal scores with a one two! Stank had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Stank fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Stank tries to bum rush Mouskal with a series of wild strikes but Mouskal uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Stank throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mouskal.
Some wild striking there from Stank.
Stank thows a left - swing and a miss!
Stank moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Stank has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Mouskal rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Stank counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Mouskal keeping moving, preventing Stank from controlling successfully.
Stank must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Stank trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mouskal pulls Stank in close to prevent any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mouskal's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Mouskal keeping moving, preventing Stank from controlling successfully.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Stank is looking to work some ground and pound but Mouskal has wrist control.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jank Stank comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Stank has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 28:29
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 28:29
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jank Stank!
Jank Stank looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Welp errherrmmm... time for me to retire or whatever...'.