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Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Finn The Human (ranked 300 p4p, 22591 weight class) and Piger Whok (ranked 40 p4p, 665 weight class). The Human comes to the ring accompanied by Adventure Time. Whok is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by King of Kings - Motorhead. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 12 - 2, fighting out of Hilo, Finn The Human!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Piger Whok!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Aleksandr Martynov and Fedor Mirinova.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Whok connects with a solid leg kick.
Whok fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Human manages to avoid it.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Whok.
Whok buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Whok on the wrong end of a nice jab.
The Human throws a hook but Whok avoids it easily.
The Human scoring well with a low kick there.
The Human scores with a shot to the body.
The Human scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The Human has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Whok.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from The Human.
The Human blocks a leg kick.
The Human turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The Human connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Whok momentarily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Whok misses with a kick to the body.
The Human lands a leg kick that knocks Whok off balance momentarily.
Whok closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Whok gets off balance looking for a body kick
and The Human counters with a good low kick that Whok was not able to check.
The Human cracks Whok with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Whok lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Whok pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Whok misses with a body kick.
The Human throws a quick inside leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Human connects with a right hand. Whok shakes it off.
The Human misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Whok.
It seemed like Whok was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Whok.
The Human throws a quick inside leg kick.
The Human dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Whok. That did some damage!
Whok checks a leg kick.
Whok tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Human was well out of range. Poor timing from Whok.
The Human throws a low kick but Whok avoids it.
Whok rushes The Human and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
The Human's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Whok displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Human throws out the jab.
A bone on bone clash there as The Human blocks the leg kick.
That kick from Whok tenderised The Human's leg. The Human is trying to keep his angry face on.
Whok fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt The Human.
Whok misses with a kick to the body.
Danga de danga de dang - Whok scores with a four punch combination!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Whok defending well as The Human loads up on a big left hand.
Whok is looking for the big counter here.
Whok moves out of range of the leg kick from The Human.
Whok feints a jab promting The Human to slip. Whok then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. The Human slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Whok keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Human throws a head kick that Whok semi-blocks.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whok moves away from the strike by The Human.
Whok tries a quick counter leg kick but The Human is wise to it.
The Human lands with a nice body kick.
The Human scores with a hook to the body. Whok takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The Human is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Whok ducks under a wild hook from The Human.
Whok feints and then cracks The Human's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow The Human down.
The fighters circling - The Human throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Whok unleashes a big counter combination but The Human bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
A bone on bone clash there as The Human blocks the leg kick.
Whok moves out of range of the body kick from The Human.
Whok moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
The Human really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Whok misses with a two punch combination.
The Human takes a swing at Whok's ribcage but misses.
The Human looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The Human checks a low kick from Whok.
The Human on the wrong end of a nice jab.
The Human moves out of range as Whok strikes.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The Human jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Whok looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
The Human turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Whok wants to slow The Human down by chopping away at his legs.
Whok tries to close the distance and clinch but The Human swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Piger Whok will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
The Human scores with a spinning back kick!
The Human throws a one two combo.
The Human throws a half hearted mid kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as The Human checks a leg kick.
The Human lands a nice leg kick that just misses Whok's sensitive parts.
The Human throws a hook to the side of Whok's head but Whok sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The Human scores with a jab. Whok acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Whok lands with a thumping leg kick.
The Human does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Whok throws a combination. The Human tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Nice body kick from Whok.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Whok throws a low kick but it's checked well by The Human.
The Human moves out of range of the body kick from Whok.
The Human keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Whok.
Whok throws a body kick that misses.
The Human misses with a looping right.
Whok throws a lazy right hand but The Human sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The Human appears to be looking for a big counter.
The Human uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Whok.
The Human's jab looks to have found its range, popping Whok under the eye.
Whok on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Whok looks to land a right hand but The Human moved out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Human lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Whok is looking to land body kicks.
The Human appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Whok gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Whok.
The Human pushes Whok back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Whok throws a blind hook that connects with the side of The Humans head.
Whok tries to land a knee to the head but The Human blocks with his arms.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Whok throws an elbow but misses.
A right hook to the body lands for Whok.
The Human tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Whok's elbow.
Whok misses with a body punch.
Whok blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The Human misses with a hook from the clinch.
Whok throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Whok blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nice body punch from The Human.
The Human lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Whok missing with knees to the body.
Whok swings wildly with an uppercut but The Human uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Whok.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Human pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The Human takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Nice jab there from The Human.
Whok lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The Human throws a head kick but Whok moves out of range.
The Human throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Human bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
The Human moves away from the strike by Whok.
The Human blocks a leg kick.
The Human scores with a jab.
Whok tries to clinch up.
Whok uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Human.
Whok takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Piger Whok is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Whok misses with an attempted mid kick.
As Whok backs away, The Human returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Whok wants to clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as The Human checks a leg kick.
The Human moves into range and connects with a jab.
The Human misses with a hook.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Finn The Human will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.
Whok keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Human ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Whok checks a leg kick nicely.
Whok throws a leg kick that is checked
and The Human counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Whok throws out a loose jab but The Human uses good head movement to avoid it.
Whok pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Whok is looking to slow The Human down with leg kicks.
Finn The Human is winning the standup battle so far.
The Human tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Whok is able to avoid easily.
Whok walks into a jab.
Whok is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Whok connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The Human avoids a kick to the body.
Whok walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Whok jabs The Human right on the nose. The Human blinks but takes it well.
That kick from The Human tenderised Whok's leg. Whok is trying to keep his angry face on.
Whok throws out a powerful jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Human keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Whok gets cracked with a nice right hand there by The Human.
Whok looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
The Human keeps the fight on the outside.
The Human misses with a wild body shot.
The Human blocks a leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Human finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
The Human moves out of range of the body kick.
Whok misses with the body kick
and The Human cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Whok throws a quick inside leg kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
The Human fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Whok tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Whok slips a straight right by The Human.
Whok throws a body shot but no joy.
Whok with the inside leg kick.
The Human checks a low kick from Whok.
The Human throws a leg kick but Whok moved away.
Whok pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A clash of legs there as The Human blocks the low kick.
Whok with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from The Human - that will leave a mark!
The Human finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Whok moves away from the strike by The Human.
The Human lands the left hand.
Whok doesn't manage to clinch there - The Human circles away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Human throws a push kick but Whok slaps the foot to one side.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Whok with a nice calf kick.
The Human bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Whok's head.
A slow jab from Whok misses its intended target.
Whok throws a combination. The Human tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
A low kick lands for Whok.
The Human uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Whok.
The Human lands a nice leg kick that just misses Whok's sensitive parts.
Whok blocks a low kick nicely.
The Human's jab looks to have found its range, popping Whok under the eye.
The Human jabs Whok right on the nose. Whok blinks but takes it well.
The Human takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Whok's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Whok tries to clinch but The Human moves out of range.
The Human pushes Whok away with a front kick.
An inside leg kick from The Human misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Human swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Whok blocks a jab.
Whok takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Whok has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from The Human finds it's way round the side to connect with Whok's head.
Whok has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
The Human thuds a left hand into Whok's body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Finn The Human clearly takes that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Whok walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. The Human checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
The Human looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Whok finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Whok throws a body kick, spinning off balance
enabling The Human to counter with a crisp jab.
Whok swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Human slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
The Human walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A bone on bone clash there as Whok blocks the leg kick.
The Human with a nice calf kick.
Whok throws a shot to the body.
Whok lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Whok ducks right into an uppercut from The Human.
Whok connects with a right hand. The Human shakes it off.
A low kick from Whok misses
letting The Human counter with a right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Human moves out of range as Whok throws a body kick.
The Human tries a low kick but Whok avoids it.
The Human throws a body punch but Whok moves out of range.
Whok lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Whok throws a leg kick that is checked
and The Human counters with a good low kick that Whok was not able to check.
Whok fails in his attempt to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Whok.
Whok throws a leg kick but The Human moved away.
Good leg kick by The Human.
Whok moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A leg kick checked by The Human.
Whok misses with a right hand
and The Human counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Whok pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
The Human connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Whok fails in his attempt to clinch.
Whok throws a chopping leg kick but The Human manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
The Human tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The Human lands the left hand.
The Human scores with a hook to the body. Whok takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Whok is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The Human explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
The Human lands with a good body shot.
Whok throws a leg kick that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Human takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Whok takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The Human avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
The Human throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Whok tries to score with a low kick but The Human moves his leg out of the way.
The Human lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Whok looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The Human throws a head kick but Whok moves out of range.
Whok smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The Human throws a jab when Whok was well out of range.
Whok lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
A head kick misses from The Human.
The Human checks the leg kick.
Whok bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
The Human slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Whok chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before The Human can pounce on him.
The Human avoids a kick to the body.
Whok misses with a body kick.
A swing and a miss from Whok.
The Human throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Whok on the side of the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Finn The Human had his way with Piger Whok in that round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
The Human connects with a solid leg kick.
Finn The Human is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A nice inside leg kick there by Whok. That's going to slow The Human down.
The Human lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Whok pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Whok throws a low kick but it's checked well by The Human.
The Human connects with an inside leg kick.
Whok fails in his attempt to clinch.
The Human fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Whok tried to score with a low kick but The Human checks it.
Whok misses with a leg kick.
Whok lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Whok uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Human.
Whok misses with a body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Whok misses with a kick to the body.
Whok scores with a hook.
Whok has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from The Human.
Whok tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A slow jab from The Human misses its intended target.
Whok looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Whok tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Whok tries to clinch but The Human moves out of range.
The Human lands a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Human fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Whok on the side of the head.
Whok tries to clinch up.
Whok misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Human.
The Human lands with a right hand.
The Human moves out of range as Whok throws a body kick.
The Human tries a low kick but Whok avoids it.
Whok works The Human's body with a nice hook.
Whok throws a chopping leg kick but The Human manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Whok fails in his attempt to clinch.
Whok checks a leg kick.
Whok throws a shot from downtown. The Human moves away and avoids it.
A good leg kick by The Human.
Whok has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from The Human.
Whok wants to land a leg kick but The Human is out of range.
Whok thumps The Human with a low kick.
Whok moves away from the strike by The Human.
The Human thumps Whok with a low kick.
Piger Whok has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whok wants to land a leg kick but The Human is out of range.
The Human buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Whok takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Whok ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Human moves away.
Whok dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on The Human. That did some damage!
Whok chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Whok fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with The Human, pushing him back against the ropes.
The Human's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The Human looks to throw the jab but Whok is out of range.
Nice shot by The Human.
The Human tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Whok was well out of range. Poor timing from The Human.
The Human throws a jab but it's blocked by Whok.
An inside leg kick from Whok misses.
Whok throws a wild body kick that The Human sees coming a mile off.
Whok lands a front kick.
Whok lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but The Human circles away quickly and effectively.
Whok tries to clinch but The Human moves out of range.
The Human walks into a left hand.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Finn The Human.
I think The Human has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 50:46
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 50:45
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 49:46
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Finn The Human!
Finn The Human retains his lightweight title!
An out of breath Finn The Human thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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