PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dwight Schrute (ranked 6610 p4p, 4652 weight class) and Richard Feynman (ranked 703 p4p, 557 weight class). Schrute comes into the arena with The Office theme song blaring out of the sound system. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Schrute
vs
Feynman

189 cm
25
280
0 - 2 - 0

192 cm
25
280
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Good elbows
Granite chin

Monkey Business

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dwight Schrute!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Richard Feynman!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Peter Branson and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Feynman throws out a loose jab but Schrute uses good head movement to avoid it.
Schrute throws a left and a right that both miss

and Feynman holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Schrute wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Schrute is trying to break the clinch but Feynman is controlling him.
Feynman lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Dwight Schrute has been cut.
Feynman lands a body shot.
Schrute is trying to break the clinch but Feynman has him pressed against the cage.
Feynman gets through Schrute's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Feynman lands a shot to the body.
Schrute is breathing heavily.
Schrute takes an elbow to the forehead.
Schrute is trying to break the clinch but Feynman is controlling him.
Feynman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Schrute wants to break the clinch but can't.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schrute takes an elbow to the temple.
Schrute wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Feynman has him pressed against the cage.
Feynman lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Feynman lands a left hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Feynman is leaning against Schrute and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Schrute takes an elbow to the forehead.
A shot in the inside from Feynman.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Feynman.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Feynman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Feynman gets through Schrute's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Feynman lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Feynman lands a damaging elbow.

Dwight Schrute's cut is getting worse.
Feynman lands an elbow inside.
A body shot lands from Feynman.
Schrute wants to get back to striking at distance but Feynman won't allow it.
Feynman gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Feynman lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Schrute backwards.

Schrute is rocked!
Feynman lands a big right hand that drops Schrute! The killer instinct kicks in and Feynman finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Feynman!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Richard Feynman!