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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Rukter Demenok (ranked 210 p4p, 337 weight class) and Saggy Dinglestomper (ranked 27 p4p, 43 weight class). Demenok comes into the arena with The Moby Dick Speech blaring out of the sound system. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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148
12 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rukter Demenok!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Saggy Dinglestomper!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Percy O'Donnell and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dinglestomper takes one to the side of the head.
Demenok misses with a body kick.
Good leg kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
It looked like Demenok wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Demenok chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Demenok misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Demenok.
Dinglestomper takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick which misses Demenok's front leg but catches the back leg as Demenok tries to avoid it.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Demenok.
Demenok finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Dinglestomper steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Demenok.
A slapping body kick lands there for Dinglestomper.
Demenok moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Demenok seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Dinglestomper scores with a jab to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Demenok attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Good standup being displayed there by Dinglestomper as he connects with a hook.
Dinglestomper throws a big shot that misses.
Dinglestomper lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Demenok has managed to clinch.
Demenok tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dinglestomper lands a right hand that snaps the head of Demenok backwards.
Demenok lands with a light punch inside.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook from the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Demenok tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dinglestomper scores with a nice hook to the head.
Dinglestomper is trying to push Demenok away but Demenok has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Still in the clinch, Dinglestomper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Demenok tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinglestomper's elbow.
Demenok working aggressively here.
Dinglestomper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper blocks a body shot from Demenok.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dinglestomper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Demenok tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Demenok lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Demenok.
Demenok lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Demenok works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dinglestomper prevents a body shot from Demenok.
Demenok misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Dinglestomper fails to land.
Demenok tries to throw a body punch but Dinglestomper avoids it by throwing Demenok back against the cage.
Demenok blocks an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but Demenok avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the cage.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a punch but it's blocked by Demenok.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dinglestomper.
Demenok pushes Dinglestomper back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Demenok - that landed with a thud.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Demenok's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dinglestomper lands with a left to the head.
Demenok pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Demenok takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Dinglestomper looks to land a body kick but Demenok moved away.
Demenok throws a solid leg kick but Dinglestomper takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Demenok.
Dinglestomper throws a hook but Demenok avoids it easily.
Demenok shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Dinglestomper lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Demenok at a distance.
Dinglestomper walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Demenok checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Dinglestomper displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Demenok throws out the jab.
Dinglestomper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Demenok was well out of range. Poor timing from Dinglestomper.
Demenok feints and then cracks Dinglestomper's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dinglestomper down.
Dinglestomper tries to move into range but Demenok moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Dinglestomper throws a body shot but no joy.
Dinglestomper lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Demenok misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Dinglestomper closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A clash of legs there as Demenok blocks the low kick.
Demenok instigates a clinch.
Dinglestomper lands a left hand.
Dinglestomper is leaning against Demenok and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Demenok.
Dinglestomper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dinglestomper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Demenok struggles to land a body shot inside as Dinglestomper controls his hands.
Demenok swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.
Demenok misses with a body punch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dinglestomper.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dinglestomper misses with the head strike.
Demenok blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper has a couple of punches blocked by Demenok.
Demenok goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Demenok seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Dinglestomper can turn it around.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dinglestomper.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Demenok lands with a right to the head.
It looks like Saggy Dinglestomper has been cut.
Demenok misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper misses with the head strike.
Dinglestomper throws a head punch that misses.
Dinglestomper lands with a short shot to the head.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
Demenok lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Demenok escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Demenok lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Demenok throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Demenok is looking to slow Dinglestomper down with leg kicks.
Demenok delivers a nice body kick.
Dinglestomper throws a body punch but Demenok moves out of range.
Demenok with a jab.
Dinglestomper throws a hook but Demenok blocks it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Demenok.
Demenok connects with a leg kick.
A slow jab from Dinglestomper misses its intended target.
Demenok misses with a body kick.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Rukter Demenok will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
That's time! Demenok's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch there but Demenok circles away.
Dinglestomper does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Demenok throws a nice outside leg kick.
Dinglestomper swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Dinglestomper will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the body kick from Demenok.
Demenok explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Dinglestomper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dinglestomper scores with a kick to the body.
Dinglestomper loads up on a big right hand but Demenok slips the punch.
Dinglestomper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Demenok.
Demenok scoring well with a low kick there.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but Demenok avoids it.
Demenok bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Demenok appears to be looking for a big counter.
Demenok is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Dinglestomper moves forwards but Demenok connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Dinglestomper lands a body shot.
Dinglestomper's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dinglestomper chopping away at his opponent's legs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Demenok tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Demenok dips to his left and cracks Dinglestomper with an uppercut!
A big left from Demenok misses.
Demenok throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dinglestomper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but Demenok avoids it.
Demenok connects with a solid leg kick.
Demenok misses with a looping left.
Dinglestomper just misses with a punch to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. Demenok darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dinglestomper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dinglestomper walks into a straight right hand from Demenok.
Dinglestomper fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the strikes.
Dinglestomper looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Demenok is just out of range.
Dinglestomper misses with a leg kick.
Demenok throws a leg kick which misses Dinglestomper's front leg but catches the back leg as Dinglestomper tries to avoid it.
Demenok misses with a lunging right hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a straight right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dinglestomper gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A head punch on the inside from Dinglestomper fails to land.
A left hand lands to the body for Dinglestomper.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Demenok lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
Dinglestomper prevents a body shot from Demenok.
Demenok taking a breather.
Demenok swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with an uppercut but Demenok uses good head movement to avoid it.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Dinglestomper in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Demenok can't find room to land a body shot as Dinglestomper controls the action.
Demenok lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Demenok makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Demenok blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Demenok prevents a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Demenok escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Demenok connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Demenok throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Good work by Dinglestomper as he checks the leg kick.
Demenok throws a low kick but Dinglestomper moves out of range easily.
Demenok scores with a jab to the head.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dinglestomper checks a leg kick.
Demenok throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dinglestomper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Demenok moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Dinglestomper lands a glancing blow to the side of Demenok's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Demenok.
Dinglestomper throws a right and a left that Demenok avoids nicely.
The fighters circling - Demenok throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A solid leg kick lands there for Demenok.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick but Demenok moves out of range.
Demenok goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Dinglestomper blocks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a leg kick.
Demenok avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Demenok ducks under a wild hook from Dinglestomper.
Demenok feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Demenok looks to land a left hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range nicely.
Dinglestomper avoids a kick to the body.
Demenok throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper has closed the distance and engaged Demenok in a clinch.
Dinglestomper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Demenok looking to slow down the pace here.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Demenok.
Demenok misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short body shot lands from Dinglestomper as the two fighters clinch.
Demenok digs a right hand underneath Dinglestomper's ribcage. Dinglestomper let out a lung full of air as it connected.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Demenok blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Demenok tries to throw a body punch but Dinglestomper avoids it by throwing Demenok back against the cage.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Demenok.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dinglestomper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Demenok blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Demenok fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper tries a body shot but Demenok blocks it.
Demenok goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Demenok misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Demenok misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Demenok goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Demenok misses with a punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Demenok.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
Demenok lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dinglestomper or not.
Demenok lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Rukter Demenok dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Dinglestomper misses with a looping right.
A punch lands to the side of Dinglestomper 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Demenok throws a leg kick
and Dinglestomper counters with a straight right hand.
Rukter Demenok is winning the standup battle so far.
Demenok displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dinglestomper throws out the jab.
A little feinted left hand from Demenok on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A leg kick checked by Dinglestomper.
Demenok checks a leg kick nicely.
Dinglestomper attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Demenok tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Dinglestomper manages to circle out of the way.
Demenok swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper instigates a clinch.
A body shot lands from Demenok.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dinglestomper.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Demenok.
Demenok breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Demenok lands a nice hook to Dinglestomper's body. Dinglestomper takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Demenok moves away.
Demenok turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Demenok is just out of range.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch but Demenok is having none of it.
A jab from Dinglestomper does it's job there.
Demenok walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Dinglestomper checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Demenok fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dinglestomper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dinglestomper looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Demenok throws a jab but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
Demenok throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Dinglestomper stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Demenok misses with a body shot.
A nice inside leg kick there by Demenok. That's going to slow Dinglestomper down.
Dinglestomper on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Demenok moves into range and connects with a jab.
Dinglestomper checks the leg kick nicely there.
Demenok moves out of range of the strikes.
Demenok connects with a body shot that sends Dinglestomper's belly button to the back.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick but Demenok moves out of range.
Dinglestomper pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dinglestomper swinging wildly here.
Dinglestomper throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Demenok blocks a head kick by Dinglestomper.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A lazy left from Dinglestomper finds it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper connects with an inside leg kick.
Demenok scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A shot to the liver by Demenok. Beautiful body shot.
Donk. Demenok catches Dinglestomper right on the button with a cross.
Dinglestomper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Demenok instigates a clinch.
Demenok tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinglestomper's elbow.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Demenok throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Dinglestomper needs to keep his hands up - Demenok had a free shot at his head there.
Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Demenok.
Demenok connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dinglestomper. Dinglestomper circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Dinglestomper has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Demenok punishes Dinglestomper's body with a nice straight punch.
Dinglestomper closes the distance and clinches.
Demenok misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Demenok's elbow.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Demenok tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinglestomper's elbow.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dinglestomper.
Saggy Dinglestomper has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Still in the clinch, Dinglestomper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Demenok is trying to push Dinglestomper away but Dinglestomper has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Demenok's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dinglestomper.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Demenok misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dinglestomper lands a nice uppercut.
A body shot lands from Dinglestomper.
Rukter Demenok is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper prevents a body shot from Demenok.
Demenok lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
Dinglestomper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dinglestomper digs a right hand into Demenok's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Demenok's gas tank.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dinglestomper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Demenok backwards.
Demenok tries to work over Dinglestomper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Demenok misses with a hook to the ribs.
Demenok tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Demenok blocking some punches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Demenok's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Nice cross by Demenok.
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the side of Demenok's head but Demenok sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Demenok works the jab nicely.
Demenok fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dinglestomper looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dinglestomper misses with a looping left.
Demenok throws a quick counter kick to the body but Dinglestomper avoids it.
Demenok catches Dinglestomper with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Dinglestomper closes the distance and pushes Demenok back into the cage.
Demenok lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dinglestomper or not.
Dinglestomper works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dinglestomper blocks an uppercut.
Demenok has a couple of punches blocked by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with an uppercut but Demenok uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Demenok goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A left hand lands to the body for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Demenok controls his hands.
Demenok misses with a hook from the clinch.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Rukter Demenok.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Demenok, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:29
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Rukter Demenok!
A relieved looking Rukter Demenok thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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