PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vern Vurris (ranked 813 p4p, 953 weight class) and Chronian Dispatch Regulator (ranked 124 p4p, 144 weight class). Dispatch Regulator has chosen A Doon Hicky as his entrance music. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Vurris
vs
Dispatch Regulator

201 cm
25
270
16 - 4 - 0

189 cm
21
264
4 - 1 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Vern Vurris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chronian Dispatch Regulator!
The judges for this bout are Topper Green, Chris Dean and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dispatch Regulator lands an overhand right.
Vurris misses with a body shot.
Vurris takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Vurris looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Good work by Dispatch Regulator as he checks the leg kick.
Vurris takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

It looks like Vern Vurris has been cut.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Vurris.
Vurris throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Dispatch Regulator connects with the punch.

Dispatch Regulator closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dispatch Regulator is leaning against Vurris and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A short right from Dispatch Regulator.
Vurris blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dispatch Regulator.
Vurris is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dispatch Regulator misses with some punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dispatch Regulator manages to break the clinch.
Dispatch Regulator checks the leg kick.
Vurris misses with a right hand

and Dispatch Regulator moves into the clinch.
Vurris blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dispatch Regulator tries a body shot but Vurris blocks it.
Dispatch Regulator works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dispatch Regulator working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Dispatch Regulator escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Vurris throws a body kick that misses.
Vurris plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Dispatch Regulator lands a nice leg kick that just misses Vurris's sensitive parts.
Dispatch Regulator with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Vern Vurris seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Dispatch Regulator closes the distance and clinches.
Dispatch Regulator prevents the takedown attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dispatch Regulator lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dispatch Regulator softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a body punch.
A right handed body shot lands from Dispatch Regulator.
A shot in the inside from Dispatch Regulator.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dispatch Regulator has a couple of punches blocked by Vurris.
Vurris blocks a body shot from Dispatch Regulator.
Vurris tries for a takedown but Dispatch Regulator manages to get underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Vern Vurris. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dispatch Regulator tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dispatch Regulator tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A hook to the body from Dispatch Regulator.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dispatch Regulator.
Vurris prevents a body shot from Dispatch Regulator.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dispatch Regulator lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dispatch Regulator goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dispatch Regulator tries to throw a body punch but Vurris avoids it by throwing Dispatch Regulator back against the cage.
Dispatch Regulator is working Vurris over against the cage.
Dispatch Regulator cracks Vurris with a nice body shot.
Dispatch Regulator misses with some punches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dispatch Regulator.
Dispatch Regulator can't find room to land a body shot as Vurris controls the action.
Dispatch Regulator struggles to land a body shot inside as Vurris controls his hands.

Dispatch Regulator pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a body shot.
Vurris has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Dispatch Regulator finds it's way round the side to connect with Vurris's head.
Dispatch Regulator throws a right and a left that Vurris avoids nicely.
Vurris keeps the fight on the outside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dispatch Regulator lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Dispatch Regulator throws a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Vurris tried to score with a low kick but Dispatch Regulator checks it.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a wild body shot.

Dispatch Regulator cracks Vurris with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Vurris looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Dispatch Regulator finish him?

Vurris is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dispatch Regulator moves in close and cracks Vurris with a massive right hand! Vurris, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Dispatch Regulator!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Chronian Dispatch Regulator!
Chronian Dispatch Regulator spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.