PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hunter Biden (ranked 1286 p4p, 986 weight class) and Richard Anderson (ranked 44 p4p, 29 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Biden
vs
Anderson

190 cm
23
270
6 - 1 - 0

200 cm
22
275
8 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
Good low kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hunter Biden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Richard Anderson!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Chris Downing and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Anderson lands an overhand right.
We've been told by Biden's head coaches at Jeffery Epstein Suicide Center that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Biden on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Biden uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Anderson.
Biden connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

It looks like Richard Anderson has been cut.
Biden throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Biden defending well as Anderson loads up on a big left hand.
Anderson blocks a jab.
Biden throws a hook but Anderson avoids it easily.
Biden fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Anderson manages to avoid it.
Biden throws a right hand that misses
and Anderson counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Biden looks to score with a jab to the body but Anderson is just out of range.
Biden takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Hunter Biden has been cut.
Biden circles away from the clinch attempt.
A nice leg kick lands there from Anderson.
Biden ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Anderson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Biden.
Anderson is looking to clinch but Biden is avoiding it.
Biden throws a right hand that misses
and Anderson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Biden fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Anderson manages to avoid it.
Anderson lands with a nice body punch.
Anderson throws a jab when Biden was well out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biden misses with a right hand
and Anderson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Biden misses with a jab, cross combination.
Biden is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Biden is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Anderson's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Biden waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Anderson.
Anderson takes one to the side of the head.
Anderson does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Anderson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A right-left combo lands from Anderson.
Anderson has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Anderson misses with a looping right.
Biden avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Biden thows a left - swing and a miss!
Anderson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Anderson looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Biden misses with a body shot
and Anderson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hunter Biden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Anderson wants to clinch up but Biden keeps it at a distance.
Anderson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Biden was well out of range. Poor timing from Anderson.
Biden swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Anderson connects with a body shot.
Nice defenses there by Anderson.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Anderson! But no joy.
Biden throws a body shot but no joy.
Anderson misses the shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biden connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Anderson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Biden.
Anderson scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Anderson misses with a hook.
Anderson lands a nice hook to Biden's body. Biden takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Biden moves out of range of the body kick.
Anderson wants to clinch.
Anderson moves away from the strike by Biden.
Anderson now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Biden misses the jab.
Biden swats away the attempt to clinch by Anderson.
Biden swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Biden rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Anderson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Biden misses with an uppercut. Anderson saw that one coming.
Biden lands a two punch combo.

That has opened up Richard Anderson's cut even more.
Biden throws a looping overhand right but Anderson ducks down to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anderson connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A looping hook to the body misses from Anderson. Biden does a little dance to reset his feet.
Anderson blocks a jab.
Biden misses with an uppercut
and Anderson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Hunter Biden's cut is getting worse.
Anderson slips a jab from Biden.
Anderson ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

Anderson clinches up with Biden and pushes him back against the cage.
Biden goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Anderson working aggressively here.
Biden throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Anderson blocks an uppercut.
Biden lands a hook to the side of the head.

The cut above Richard Anderson's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

Biden manages to break the clinch.
Biden swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jab, jab by Biden - just one landing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Anderson slips a jab from Biden.
Anderson swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Biden misses with a straight left.
Anderson tries a low kick but Biden avoids it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anderson lands a jab to Biden's midsection.
Biden fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Anderson manages to avoid it.
Biden scores with a decent looking hook.

Richard Anderson's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Biden uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Anderson.
Biden throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Anderson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Anderson takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Richard Anderson's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Hunter Biden!
Hunter Biden tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.