PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Wulfgang Bleak (ranked 2231 p4p, 3098 weight class) and Oscar De La Weirdo (ranked 273 p4p, 342 weight class). Bleak's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Du Hast - Rammstein. Oscar De La Weirdo acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Bleak
vs
De La Weirdo

181 cm
27
159
11 - 7 - 1

181 cm
24
167
7 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Brooklyn Apothecary
Brooklyn Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Wulfgang Bleak!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Oscar De La Weirdo!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Jorge Garcia and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bleak connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

Bleak looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
De La Weirdo trying to control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
De La Weirdo utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Bleak is looking to work some ground and pound but De La Weirdo has wrist control.
Bleak content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if De La Weirdo can do anything to dispel that myth.
Bleak passes easily into side control. Nice work.
De La Weirdo wants to control but Bleak postures up.
De La Weirdo parries the strikes from Bleak easily there. Bleak is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable De La Weirdo to escape.

Bleak is trying to get an arm triangle but De La Weirdo is defending well.
Bleak working the head with strikes.
Bleak lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bleak tries to move into full mount but can't pass De La Weirdo's legs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes there by Bleak.

Bleak in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... De La Weirdo is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Wulfgang Bleak!
A relieved looking Wulfgang Bleak thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.