PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bat Fastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kie Rylon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Fastard
vs
Rylon

150 cm
22
301 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
22
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Good chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Fight 4 America

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bat Fastard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kie Rylon!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Fastard shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.

Fastard is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Rylon is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Rylon has escaped and now he's on top!
Fastard keeping moving, preventing Rylon from controlling successfully.
Rylon stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Fastard swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Fastard keeping moving, preventing Rylon from controlling successfully.

Fastard has an active guard here but Rylon has managed to pass into half guard.
Rylon working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.

Fastard looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rylon trying to control from half guard but Fastard is working away.
Fastard is trying to stand.

Fastard looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Fastard is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Rylon looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

Fastard looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Fastard is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Fastard is looking to get back to full guard here but Rylon has managed to pass to side control instead.
Fastard working to try and regain half guard.
Rylon is landing with some decent strikes but Fastard is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.

It looks like Bat Fastard has been cut.
Fastard is squirming around, avoiding Rylon's attempts to control the action.

Rylon stands up from the dominant position. He obviously fancies his chances standing.
Rylon gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Fastard counters with a shoot takedown. Rylon fights it but they end up in guard.
Rylon bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Fastard's guard.
Rylon pushes down on Fastard's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Fastard on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Fastard tries to get out of the position.
Rylon seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Fastard does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rylon controlling the pace.
Rylon seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Fastard does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

Fastard has guillotine here! It looks pretty tight! Could this be all over! No, Rylon escapes and passes into side control at the same time. Nice work there by Rylon!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Rylon is looking to take a break and control but Fastard is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Fastard is looking to regain half guard here but Rylon keeps moving and retains side control.
Fastard is trying to escape and get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Rylon wants to control but Fastard is keeping him busy.
Fastard is trying to work for a sweep but Rylon has mounted him!
Fastard is wriggling around trying to escape.
Rylon lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.

Bat Fastard's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Rylon trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Fastard can't escape the position.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fastard is in a horrible position here. Rylon smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.

Jeez, Bat Fastard's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Bat Fastard's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Kie Rylon!