PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Scott Steiner (ranked 6082 p4p, 3526 weight class) and Silly Munky (ranked 197 p4p, 130 weight class). Steiner comes to the cage accompanied by STEINER BROS INTRO SONG. Munky comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Cold to the core by- PERMAFROST kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Scott Steiner could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Silly Munky's chin.

Steiner
vs
Munky

200 cm
25
300
0 - 1 - 0

203 cm
25
295
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Scott Steiner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Silly Munky!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, David Hoff and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Steiner scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.

Munky explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!

Steiner gets a takedown into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Munky is looking to improve his position.
The fighters are battling for position here. Munky manages to regain full guard. Nice work.

Steiner has gone for a leg lock! Munky slips out almost immediately though and dives into Steiner's guard.

Munky wants to control from the top but Steiner keeps moving.
Munky throwing strikes but missing.
Munky wants to control from the top but Steiner keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Steiner is pulling down on Munky's head. It's preventing any offense from Munky, at least for the moment.
Munky stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Steiner swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Munky is fighting to break Steiner's control of his arms but Steiner is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Steiner looking to hit a scissor sweep but Munky is one step ahead there.
Steiner is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Steiner on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Steiner tries to get out of the position.

Munky drops back looking for a leg! Steiner is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Steiner manages to kick Munky off! Munky jumps back into Steiner's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Munky passes into half guard.

Munky is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Munky seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Steiner does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Steiner is trying to control but Munky passes into side control!

Munky tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Steiner knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Munky on the ground.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Munky trying to control the action but Steiner is working from the bottom.
Steiner struggling a bit here.
The strikes coming from Munky are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Steiner tries to buck Munky off but Munky is having none of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

Munky tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Munky has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Munky working away.
Steiner is holding Munky down, trying to stall.
Munky is looking to take a break and control but Steiner is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

Munky is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Steiner has escaped the position, nice work there.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Steiner tries to get back to half guard but can't.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Silly Munky dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

A shot to the liver by Munky. Beautiful body shot.
Munky uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Steiner.
Steiner moves away from the strike by Munky.
Steiner feinted with a counter takedown.
A jab from Munky misses.
Scott Steiner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Munky tries to sprawl but Steiner drives through with a takedown into half guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. Munky manages to regain full guard. Nice work.

Steiner content to sit in guard, stalling... Great. Oh but he could get punished here because Munky has locked up a guillotine! Munky's face is contorted as he sqeezes tight on the submission attempt - will he finish? Steiner is holding on here and Munky must be using up a lot of energy. Steiner has gone limp! He's out! He's out cold! Munky gets to his feet, tossing aside his stricken foe. Arms raised, he milks the applause from the crowd. Great submission!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Silly Munky!
Our winner, Silly Munky, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.