PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kelvin Garnett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Garnett comes to the cage accompanied by Metallica - For Whom the Bell Tolls. Kelvin Garnett has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Garnett
vs
Lesnar

199 cm
24
233 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

191 cm
23
266 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

Good wrestler
Brawler
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kelvin Garnett!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Brock Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lesnar slips a jab and a cross from Garnett.
A punch combination from Garnett misses.
Lesnar looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Lesnar has a takedown stuffed.
Lesnar fails to land the takedown.
Kelvin Garnett has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brock Lesnar.
Lesnar takes one on the button.
Lesnar is looking to clinch.
Lesnar gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Garnett throws a one two combo.
Lesnar has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
A solid leg kick lands there for Garnett.
Lesnar misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Lesnar takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Garnett throws a leg kick which misses Lesnar's front leg but catches the back leg as Lesnar tries to avoid it.
Lesnar looks gassed!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lesnar tries to clinch but Garnett moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Garnett moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Garnett scores with a hook.
Garnett jabs at Lesnar's body.
Garnett connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Garnett goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

It looks like Brock Lesnar has been cut.
Brock Lesnar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Garnett lands with a nice combination. Lesnar backs away looking to recover.
Garnett scores with a body shot.
Nice shot by Garnett.
Garnett displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Garnett lands a jab followed by a vicious hook that sends Lesnar sprawling to the canvas. Garnett follows him down, looking for the kill. Can Lesnar hang on?

Lesnar is rocked!

Garnett stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Lesnar to get to his feet.
Garnett lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Danga de danga de dang - Garnett scores with a four punch combination!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Garnett lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Lesnar backs up against the cage.
Garnett lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A nice combination there by Garnett.
Garnett lands a two punch combo.
Garnett connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Garnett throws a one two combo.
Garnett throws a one two combo.
Garnett throws a series of strikes that have Lesnar backpedaling.
Garnett lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Lesnar backs up against the cage.
Garnett fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Lesnar looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A nice combination there by Garnett.
Garnett lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Garnett.
Good shot there by Garnett.
Garnett displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Garnett lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
A right-left combo lands from Garnett.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Garnett connects with a right hand. Lesnar shakes it off.
Garnett scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Garnett.
Lesnar takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Garnett scores with a three punch combo!
Garnett lands a jab-cross combination.
Lesnar is trying desperately to land a takedown but Garnett is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Lesnar.
Garnett throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Garnett is working the combinations to good effect here.
Garnett lands with a thumping leg kick.
Garnett scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Garnett lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Garnett cracks a nice hook into Lesnar's ribs.
Garnett throws a quick inside leg kick.
Lesnar with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Garnett to score with a decent uppercut.
Garnett lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Lesnar backs up against the cage.
Kelvin Garnett is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Garnett scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar walks into a straight right hand from Garnett.
Garnett scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Garnett moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Garnett!
Lesnar has a takedown stuffed.
Garnett scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Garnett lands a nice shot to the body.
Garnett moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Garnett lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Lesnar backs up against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Garnett looks to land a combination. Lesnar sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Lesnar has a takedown stuffed.
Garnett's corner calls for a 1-2. Garnett obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kelvin Garnett dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Brock Lesnar's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Garnett scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
A combination from Garnett does no damage.
A right-left combo lands from Garnett.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Garnett here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
A punch combination from Garnett misses.
Kelvin Garnett is winning the standup battle so far.
A nice combination there by Garnett.
Nice takedown defense from Garnett. No joy for Lesnar on that attempt.
Lesnar shoots in for a takedown but Garnett shows good takedown defense.
Garnett throws a series of strikes that have Lesnar backpedaling.
Garnett displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Horrible takedown by Lesnar or perhaps it was just good defense by Garnett which made him look bad.
Kelvin Garnett has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brock Lesnar.
Garnett moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Garnett lands a jab to Lesnar's midsection.
Lesnar has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Garnett lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Garnett.
Lesnar is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Garnett lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Lesnar backs up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Garnett's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Garnett duly obliges.
Garnett lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Garnett.
Nice jab there from Garnett.
Garnett lands with a nice combination. Lesnar backs away looking to recover.
Garnett moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Garnett throws a combination. Lesnar tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Lesnar takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
A nice combination there by Garnett.
Garnett moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Garnett lands with a nice combination. Lesnar backs away looking to recover.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Garnett lands a two punch combo.
Garnett connects with a good right hand that stumbles Lesnar. Lesnar circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Garnett bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A decent looking cross lands there for Garnett.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar looks for a takedown but Garnett sprawls well.
Lesnar shoots in and drives through. Garnett sprawls well.
Garnett's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Garnett duly obliges.
Garnett throws a combination. Lesnar tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Garnett connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Lesnar momentarily.
Garnett ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Lesnar takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Garnett stalks Lesnar and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Lesnar's face. Lesnar staggers backwards, shaken.
A nice combination there by Garnett.
Garnett's corner calls for a 1-2. Garnett obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Garnett lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Garnett!
Garnett lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Garnett scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Danga de danga de dang - Garnett scores with a four punch combination!
Lesnar tries for a takedown but Garnett sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Garnett lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Garnett scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Garnett lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Garnett changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Garnett's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Garnett duly obliges.
Lesnar misses with a combination
and Garnett counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Lesnar wants to clinch but Garnett slips to the side
and Garnett counters with a nice body shot.
Garnett dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Lesnar fails to land the takedown.
Lesnar misses with a takedown
and Garnett counters with a two punch combo.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A left and a right from Garnett both land. Nice combination.
Garnett throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Lesnar takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Lesnar has his takedown stuffed
and Garnett counters with a right hand to the body.
Garnett lands with a nice combination. Lesnar backs away looking to recover.
Garnett bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Lesnar's head.
Garnett closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Jab from Garnett.
Garnett scores with a one two! Lesnar had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Garnett lands a slapping body shot.
Garnett lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Garnett moves into range and connects with a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kelvin Garnett dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Brock Lesnar's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Garnett closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Lesnar has his takedown stuffed
and Garnett counters with a series of strikes. Lesnar will be more careful next time no doubt.
Garnett lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Garnett throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Lesnar shoots for a double leg takedown but Garnett sprawls well. He's pushed Lesnar's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Kelvin Garnett is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Garnett connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Lesnar momentarily.
Garnett cracks the inside of Lesnar's front leg.
Nice shot lands for Garnett.
A nice combination there by Garnett.
Garnett displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Lesnar is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Garnett.
Garnett moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Garnett digs a good hook to Lesnar's body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Garnett!
A right-left combo lands from Garnett.
Garnett lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Garnett.
A nice combination there by Garnett.
Garnett works the jab nicely.
Garnett scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Garnett lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Garnett throws a combination. Lesnar tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Garnett is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lesnar can do to turn this around?
Lesnar with a lazy takedown attempt
and Garnett counters with a left to the body.
Kelvin Garnett has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brock Lesnar.
Garnett digs a good hook to Lesnar's body.
Garnett scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Garnett lands a jab-cross combination.
Garnett jabs at Lesnar's body.

Lesnar shoots in for a takedown and gets it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Garnett keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Lesnar with the ground and pound but Garnett uses the opportunity to regain guard.

Garnett manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Lesnar shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Garnett counters with a three punch combo that has Lesnar backing up. Lesnar nods at Garnett to acknowledge the strikes.
Lesnar wants to clinch
and Garnett counters with a left to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A left and a right from Garnett both land. Nice combination.
Garnett scoring well with a low kick there.
Lesnar looks to clinch
and Garnett counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Garnett moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Lesnar has his takedown stuffed
and Garnett counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Lesnar.
Garnett scores with a sloppy right hand. Lesnar should have avoided that one.
Garnett scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Garnett goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Garnett lands a jab-cross combination.
Garnett scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Garnett with a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Garnett lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Garnett moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Lesnar tries to clinch
and Garnett counters with a nice body shot.
Lesnar has a takedown stuffed.
Lesnar tries to move into range but Garnett moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Garnett lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Lesnar shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Garnett but Garnett pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Lesnar shoots in but Garnett avoids the takedown attempt easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Garnett lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Brock Lesnar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kelvin Garnett is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Garnett looks to land a combination. Lesnar sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kelvin Garnett showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Garnett, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:25
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:25
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kelvin Garnett!