PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight kickboxing rules bout between Lego Las (ranked 6317 p4p, 5450 weight class) and Alexis Machine (ranked 663 p4p, 611 weight class). Machine is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Satan Is Real. Alexis Machine has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Lego Las's chin.

Las
vs
Machine

180 cm
25
190
2 - 3 - 0

183 cm
25
200
3 - 1 - 1

Decent elbows
Prefers standup

Great elbows
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Lego Las!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 1, fighting out of The Island, Alexis Machine!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Dirk Anderson and David Hoff.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Machine instigates a clinch.
Las swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Machine pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Las blocks an elbow strike.
Las blocks an elbow strike from Machine.
Nice elbow from Machine.
Machine prevents a body shot from Las.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Machine.

It looks like Lego Las has been cut.
Las definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Machine throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Machine creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Machine gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Machine misses with an elbow over the top.
Machine looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Machine as Las tries to tie him up.
Las misses with the head strike.
Machine looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Las lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Machine.
Machine lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Las is trying to push Machine away but Machine has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
Machine lands a nice elbow.

Las is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
With the fighters up against the ropes, Las throws an elbow but misses.
Oh Las is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Machine misses with an elbow strike.
Las is trying to force a seperation but Machine has the dominant position.
Machine pushes off an throws an elbow but Las leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Machine throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Machine misses with an elbow over the top.
Machine pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Las blocks an elbow strike from Machine.
Las dodges an elbow strike from Machine.
Las blocks the elbow strike.
Machine throws an elbow but it misses.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Machine throws an elbow but misses.
Las dodges an elbow strike from Machine.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Machine throws an elbow but misses.
Las working hard to break the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Machine just misses with a elbow thrown towards Las's brow.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Machine throws an elbow but misses.
Machine misses with an elbow over the top.
Las dodges an elbow strike from Machine.
Las dodges an elbow strike from Machine.
Las dodges an elbow strike from Machine.
Las dodges an elbow strike from Machine.
Las blocks the elbow strike.
Las avoids the elbow strike from Machine, against the ropes.
Las avoids the elbow strike from Machine, against the ropes.
Machine throws an elbow but it misses.
Las avoids the elbow strike from Machine, against the ropes.
Machine pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Machine pushes off an throws an elbow but Las leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Las seems to have got his legs back now.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Machine throws an elbow but misses.
Machine blocks an uppercut.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Machine throws an elbow but misses.
Las dodges an elbow strike from Machine.
Machine throws an elbow but it misses.
Las has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Las fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Machine creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Las's defenses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Machine is holding Las round the back of the neck and unloading with elbows! Boom, boom, boom! 3 big elbows land right to the bridge of the nose and Las goes down! Oh, his nose is a mess! I'm not sure he's going to beat the count... 4,5,6,7,8,9,10. He's done! Machine takes it and Las is going to the hospital to get that nose checked out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Elbows). Alexis Machine!
Post fight, Alexis Machine took to the microphone: 'Well, feed me crack and call me a bitch!'.