PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Keon Baloyi (ranked 2854 p4p, 2288 weight class) and Toe Jam (ranked 358 p4p, 290 weight class). Baloyi's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Telescopes. Toe Jam is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Baloyi
vs
Jam

190 cm
19
170
2 - 0 - 0

175 cm
19
175
4 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Good in bed

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Shadow Realm Apparel
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Keon Baloyi!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Toe Jam!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Daniel Franklin and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Baloyi moves into the clinch.
Baloyi looking to slow down the pace here.
Baloyi tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jam lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Baloyi backwards.
Jam working aggressively here.
Jam blocks an uppercut.
Jam pushes Baloyi back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from Jam.
Jam scores with a shoulder strike.
Baloyi is trying to stall.
Jam lands a left hand that snaps the head of Baloyi backwards.
Jam lands with a short shot to the head.
Jam throws a punch but it's blocked by Baloyi.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Jam.
Jam working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Baloyi tries to land knees in the clinch but Jam avoids the damage to the body.
Jam lands a shoulder strike.
Baloyi blocks a body shot from Jam.
Baloyi lands a shoulder strike.
Baloyi stalling in the clinch.
Jam scores with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jam.
Jam lands with a short shot to the head.

Baloyi is rocked!
Jam lands with a left to the head.
Oh Baloyi is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A short left from Jam.
Jam unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Baloyi! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Jam is unloading with more strikes now! Baloyi drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Toe Jam!
Toe Jam is the new welterweight champion!
A very excited looking Toe Jam made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.