PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Doug Slugs (ranked 2854 p4p, 1849 weight class) and Richard Anderson (ranked 105 p4p, 59 weight class). Slugs comes into the arena with Too Bad - By Me blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Slugs
vs
Anderson

182 cm
36
300
14 - 8 - 0

200 cm
23
275
8 - 6 - 0

Great wrestler
Great elbows
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
Good low kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Doug Slugs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Richard Anderson!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Cecil Peabody and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jab from Anderson.
Slugs stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Anderson.

Anderson clinches with his opponent.
Slugs keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Anderson's efforts to push away.
Slugs tries to land knees in the clinch but Anderson avoids the damage to the body.
Slugs creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Anderson's defenses.

It looks like Richard Anderson has been cut.
Slugs misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Anderson.
Anderson gets through Slugs's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Anderson.
Slugs lands a nice elbow.
Anderson swings wildly with an uppercut but Slugs uses good head movement to avoid it.
Anderson wants to break the clinch but can't.
Anderson is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Slugs is keeping busy.
Anderson takes an elbow to the temple.

That has opened up Richard Anderson's cut even more.
Slugs lands an elbow inside.

Richard Anderson's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Richard Anderson's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Doug Slugs!
An out of breath Doug Slugs thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.