PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bobby Saturn (ranked 1561 p4p, 3360 weight class) and Slobba Dahutt (ranked 47 p4p, 119 weight class). Saturn's entrance music is Mama said knock you out by LL COOL J. A fine choice. Dahutt has chosen EAT IT -by Wierd Al Yankovic as his entrance music. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Saturn
vs
Dahutt

198 cm
27
285
5 - 2 - 0

198 cm
27
337
4 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Good elbows
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bobby Saturn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Slobba Dahutt!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Steve Montenegro and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dahutt uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Saturn.
Saturn walks into a straight right hand from Dahutt.
We've been informed that Dahutt has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Saturn slips under a jab from Dahutt.
Dahutt tries to clinch but Saturn is having none of it.
The fighters circling - Saturn throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dahutt walks into a left hand.
Saturn throws a lazy right hand but Dahutt sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dahutt wants to counter with a clinch but Saturn pushes him away.

Dahutt moves into the clinch.
Saturn lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Dahutt.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Saturn is trying to break free.
Saturn misses with a punch to the body.
Dahutt lands a damaging elbow.
Saturn scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Saturn lands a left hand.
Still in the clinch, Saturn scores with a nice short uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Saturn manages to break the clinch.
Dahutt wants to clinch up but Saturn keeps it at a distance.
Dahutt leaves his chin hanging out and Saturn seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Dahutt crumbles to the floor in a heap, and the referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bobby Saturn!
A relieved looking Bobby Saturn thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Slobba Dahutt was interviewed post fight and said 'I'm too hungry I couldn't concentrate....'.