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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Red Crow (ranked 537 p4p, 565 weight class) and Mister Mediocre (ranked 72 p4p, 77 weight class). Mister Mediocre told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 1, fighting out of London, Red Crow!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mister Mediocre!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mediocre connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Mediocre lands a nice leg kick that just misses Crow's sensitive parts.
Mediocre smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Mediocre.
A clash of legs there as Mediocre blocks the low kick.
Mister Mediocre seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A nice leg kick from Mediocre, right into the meat of the thigh.
Mediocre throws a hook but Crow avoids it easily.
Mediocre moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Mediocre.
Mediocre swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
An attempted straight right counter from Crow misses the target.
Crow throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Crow moves out of range of the strikes.
Crow thinks about countering with a body kick.
Mediocre swings widly with a right hand
and Crow counters with a low kick, right behind Mediocre 's knee.
Crow misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mediocre misses with a looping left.
Mediocre connects with an inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A jab from Mediocre misses.
A bone on bone clash there as Mediocre blocks the leg kick.
Crow throws a series of punches but Mediocre moves out of range.
Mediocre swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Crow misses with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crow has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Mediocre.
Crow gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Mediocre.
Crow misses with a low kick.
Crow backing away here, and Mediocre unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Crow slips under a jab from Mediocre.
Mediocre scores with a leg kick.
Crow is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The fighters circle momentarily. Crow darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
An inside leg kick lands from Mediocre.
Crow chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Mediocre can pounce on him.
Crow looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Crow takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Crow stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Mediocre.
Crow has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Mediocre.
Crow misses with a straight left.
Crow throws a sloppy head kick and Mediocre moves out of range easily.
Crow avoids the body shot from Mediocre.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crow smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Mediocre throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Crow tried to counter with a leg kick but Mediocre avoided it.
Crow moves forwards but Mediocre connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Mediocre feints and then cracks Crow's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Crow down.
Mediocre scores with a jab to the head.
Crow throws a hook but Mediocre avoids it easily.
Mediocre looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A big right from Mediocre misses.
Mediocre misses with an uppercut. Crow saw that one coming.
Mediocre lands a leg kick that knocks Crow off balance momentarily.
Mediocre connects with an inside leg kick.
Mediocre clobbers Crow with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Mediocre pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Mediocre throws a leg kick which misses Crow's front leg but catches the back leg as Crow tries to avoid it.
Mediocre ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Crow moves away.
Crow walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
An inside leg kick lands from Mediocre.
A low kick lands for Mediocre.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Crow misses.
Mediocre misses with a low kick.
Crow tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Crow misses with a head kick.
Crow misses with a head kick.
Crow does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Crow is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Mediocre moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Mediocre with the inside leg kick.
Crow walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Mediocre checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Mediocre throws a low kick but Crow avoids it.
Mediocre lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Crow tries a head kick but it misses.
Crow tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Mediocre fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Crow looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Crow takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Crow misses with a looping left.
Crow slips under a jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crow throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Crow checks the leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mediocre connects with a single shot there.
Crow walks into a stiff left hand from Mediocre.
Crow wants to clinch but Mediocre slips to the side
and Mediocre counters with a stiff right hand.
Crow keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mediocre.
Mediocre just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromCrow.
Mediocre checks a low kick from Crow.
Crow uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mediocre.
Mediocre throws a shot from downtown. Crow moves away and avoids it.
Crow looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Mediocre looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Mediocre throws a shot from downtown. Crow moves away and avoids it.
A nice leg kick from Crow, right into the meat of the thigh.
Mediocre dips to his left and cracks Crow with an uppercut!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A low kick lands for Mediocre.
Crow with a nice cross.
Mediocre throws a leg kick that is checked
and Crow counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Mediocre throws an off balance right hand
and Crow counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Mister Mediocre dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.
Mediocre works Crow's body with a nice hook.
Mediocre swinging wildly here.
Mediocre swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Mediocre scores with a jab to the jaw.
Mediocre misses with a hook.
Mediocre connects with a crisp jab.
Mediocre has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A good leg kick by Mediocre.
Crow walks into a straight right hand from Mediocre.
Mediocre throws a hook to the side of Crow's head but Crow sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Crow paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Crow on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Mediocre looks to throw the jab but Crow is out of range.
Mediocre jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Crow misses with a low kick as Mediocre jumps back.
Crow scores with a jab to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mediocre ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Mediocre feints and then cracks Crow's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Crow down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mediocre defending well as Crow loads up on a big left hand.
Mediocre cracks Crow with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Crow throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mediocre buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Crow tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Mister Mediocre seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Mediocre looks to land a right hand but Crow moved out of range.
Crow throwing a counter right hand but Mediocre manages to avoid it.
Crow looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Mediocre chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Nice shot lands for Crow.
Crow pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That kick from Mediocre tenderised Crow's leg. Crow is trying to keep his angry face on.
A nice leg kick lands there from Mediocre.
Mediocre misses with a hook to the body
and Crow counters with a good low kick that Mediocre was not able to check.
Mediocre fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Crow has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mediocre looks to score with a jab to the body but Crow is just out of range.
Mediocre misses with a low kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crow goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Mediocre is looking to chop away at Crow's legs.
Mediocre jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Crow takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Mediocre throws a low kick but it's checked well by Crow.
Mediocre connects with an inside leg kick.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Crow might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Mediocre lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Crow has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Crow and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Mediocre thows a leg kick but Crow checks it
and Crow counters with a thumping low kick.
Crow bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Crow avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Crow tries a head kick but it misses.
Mediocre connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Mediocre lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A big right from Crow misses.
Mediocre scoring well with a low kick there.
Mediocre on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crow throws a head kick that misses.
Crow tries a head kick but it misses.
Crow throws a head kick that misses.
Nice body punch from Crow.
Mediocre turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Crow scoring well with a low kick there.
Good exchange - Mediocre coming out on top.
Mediocre lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Crow lands with a slapping head kick.
Mediocre works Crow's body with a nice hook.
Crow needs to keep his hands up - Mediocre had a free shot at his head there.
Crow walks into a jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Crow shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Mediocre eats them both and turns towards Crow to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Crow tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Mediocre swings for the body but Crow moves out of range.
Crow jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Mediocre swings widly with a right hand
and Crow counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mediocre connects with an inside leg kick.
Mediocre misses with a hook. Crow ducked under it nicely.
Mediocre lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Mediocre - that will leave a mark!
That kick from Mediocre tenderised Crow's leg. Crow is trying to keep his angry face on.
Mediocre scores with a kick to the midsection.
Mediocre jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Crow looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Mediocre looks to throw the jab but Crow is out of range.
Mediocre misses with an uppercut. Crow saw that one coming.
Mediocre lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Mediocre slips a jab and a cross from Crow.
A bone on bone clash there as Crow blocks the leg kick.
Crow throws a counter high kick but Mediocre was just alert enough to avoid it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mediocre lands with a thumping leg kick.
Mediocre throws a right hand that misses
and Mediocre takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Mediocre has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Crow finds it's way round the side to connect with Mediocre's head.
Mediocre throws a quick inside leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Mister Mediocre showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Crow throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mediocre.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mediocre. Crow does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mediocre getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Mediocre blocks a head kick by Crow.
Mediocre misses with a lunging right hand
and Crow counters with a series of strikes. Mediocre will be more careful next time no doubt.
Mediocre missing with a left hand there. Crow was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nice cross by Crow.
Crow takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A punch lands to the side of Crow 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Crow throws an overhand right that lands on Mediocre's shoulder, as Mediocre tries to avoid the shot.
Mediocre is looking to score with low kicks.
And Crow counters with a quick kick to the body but Mediocre blocks it.
Mediocre throws a leg kick but Crow sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Mediocre throws a leg kick which misses Crow's front leg but catches the back leg as Crow tries to avoid it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Crow swinging wildly here.
Mediocre with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crow takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Crow shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Crow tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Mediocre is able to avoid easily.
Crow avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Mediocre misses the jab.
Crow fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mediocre manages to avoid it.
Mediocre chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Crow ducks under a wild hook from Mediocre.
Mediocre scores with a leg kick.
Mediocre moves out of range of the strikes.
A nice inside leg kick there by Mediocre. That's going to slow Crow down.
Crow moves forwards but Mediocre connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Good work by Mediocre as he checks the leg kick.
Crow tries a head kick but it misses.
Mediocre uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Crow.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mediocre pivots, looking for a leg kick but Crow is out of range and Mediocre settles back down.
Mediocre throws a big shot that misses.
Crow appears to be looking for a big counter.
Crow waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mediocre.
Crow tries to clinch up.
A big left from Mediocre misses.
Nice shot by Crow.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crow uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mediocre.
The fighters circling - Mediocre throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mediocre thuds a left hand into Crow's body.
Good work by Crow as he checks the leg kick.
Crow is looking to counter with a body kick.
Crow doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Nice body kick from Crow.
Crow lands a lovely overhand right.
Crow works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Mediocre throws out a loose jab but Crow uses good head movement to avoid it.
An inside leg kick lands from Mediocre.
Red Crow has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mediocre keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Crow.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Mediocre checks a leg kick.
Mediocre connects with a leg kick.
Mediocre throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A jab from Mediocre misses.
Good shot there by Mediocre.
Mediocre looks to land a left hand but Crow moved out of range nicely.
Nice shot lands for Mediocre.
Mediocre with a nice calf kick.
Mediocre misses with a hook.
Mediocre thumps Crow with a low kick.
Crow throws a quick inside leg kick.
Mediocre dodges the punch combination from Crow.
Crow lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crow checks the leg kick nicely there.
Mediocre throws a nice outside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mediocre thumps Crow with a low kick.
Crow has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Crow there as he acknowledges the shot.
Crow throws a body kick that misses.
Mediocre connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Crow momentarily.
Mediocre lands with a nice body punch.
Mediocre moves out of range of the strikes.
Crow takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Nice uppercut there from Mediocre.
Crow throws a head kick that misses.
Mediocre only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Mediocre connects with an inside leg kick.
Crow cracks a nice hook into Mediocre's ribs.
Crow misses with a looping right.
Mediocre with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
And that's the end of the fight!
Mister Mediocre comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Mediocre has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mister Mediocre!
Mister Mediocre seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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