PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Oscar De La Weirdo (ranked 661 p4p, 1343 weight class) and Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez (ranked 100 p4p, 175 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

De La Weirdo
vs
Jaegerjaquez

181 cm
28
155
12 - 5 - 0

180 cm
29
165
17 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Oscar De La Weirdo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Sam Margolis and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jaegerjaquez keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
De La Weirdo swings widly with a right hand
and Jaegerjaquez counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Jaegerjaquez clinches up against the cage.

De La Weirdo breaks from the clinch.
Decent striking displayed by De La Weirdo there.
Jaegerjaquez misses with a body shot
and De La Weirdo counters with a straight right hand.
Jaegerjaquez darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
A jab lands there for De La Weirdo.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jaegerjaquez ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
De La Weirdo moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jaegerjaquez. De La Weirdo does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jaegerjaquez tries a head kick but it misses.
Jaegerjaquez lands with a thumping leg kick.
De La Weirdo jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
De La Weirdo bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Jaegerjaquez ducks under a wild hook from De La Weirdo.
Jaegerjaquez misses with a left hand
and De La Weirdo counters with a nice body shot.
Jaegerjaquez looks to land a left hand but De La Weirdo moved out of range nicely.
A counter left hand to the body from De La Weirdo misses its target.
Jaegerjaquez thows a left - swing and a miss!
De La Weirdo takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jaegerjaquez waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
De La Weirdo misses with a head kick.
De La Weirdo avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jaegerjaquez lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A clash of legs there as De La Weirdo blocks the low kick.
Jaegerjaquez misses with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
De La Weirdo takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Jaegerjaquez scores with a jab to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jaegerjaquez stuns De La Weirdo with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A head kick misses from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo misses with the body kick
and Jaegerjaquez counters with a stiff right hand.
De La Weirdo blocks a low kick nicely.
Jaegerjaquez finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
An inside leg kick lands from Jaegerjaquez.
Jaegerjaquez misses with a body kick.
De La Weirdo is looking to counter punch.
De La Weirdo pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jaegerjaquez misses with a wild body shot.
De La Weirdo was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
De La Weirdo looks to land a left hand but Jaegerjaquez moved out of range nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jaegerjaquez scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jaegerjaquez attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
A big left from De La Weirdo misses.
Jaegerjaquez connects with an inside leg kick.
Jaegerjaquez rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and De La Weirdo counters with a stiff right hand.
De La Weirdo circles away from the clinch attempt.
De La Weirdo throwing a counter right hand but Jaegerjaquez manages to avoid it.
Jaegerjaquez misses with a hook to the body
and De La Weirdo counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Jaegerjaquez, as that shot connected.
Nice defenses there by De La Weirdo.
Jaegerjaquez steps to the side to avoid the strikes from De La Weirdo.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Jaegerjaquez.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
De La Weirdo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jaegerjaquez manages to avoid it.
De La Weirdo on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Jaegerjaquez moves into the clinch successfully.
Jaegerjaquez tries to work over De La Weirdo's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
De La Weirdo scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Jaegerjaquez manages to break the clinch.
De La Weirdo swings away with a body shot that misses
and Jaegerjaquez counters with a nice body shot.

Jaegerjaquez has taken the fight to the clinch.
Jaegerjaquez presses De La Weirdo against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Jaegerjaquez working aggressively here.
De La Weirdo misses with the head strike.
De La Weirdo throws a punch but it's blocked by Jaegerjaquez.
De La Weirdo pushes Jaegerjaquez back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Jaegerjaquez misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jaegerjaquez tries to work over De La Weirdo's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Jaegerjaquez struggles to land a body shot inside as De La Weirdo controls his hands.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

De La Weirdo misses with a hook. Jaegerjaquez ducked under it nicely.
Jaegerjaquez looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Jaegerjaquez lands a front kick.
Jaegerjaquez turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Jaegerjaquez motions for De La Weirdo to come forward. Jaegerjaquez throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jaegerjaquez moves in looking to clinch but De La Weirdo pushes him off.
De La Weirdo tests Jaegerjaquez's chin there with a solid looking shot.
De La Weirdo waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jaegerjaquez.
Jaegerjaquez with a hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jaegerjaquez just misses with a punch to the body.
De La Weirdo was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Jaegerjaquez tries to clinch up.
De La Weirdo looks to land a left hand but Jaegerjaquez moved out of range nicely.
Jaegerjaquez sizes up De La Weirdo with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
De La Weirdo on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jaegerjaquez. Jaegerjaquez obviously looking to wear him down.
De La Weirdo throws the kick towards the body but Jaegerjaquez avoids it.
Jaegerjaquez was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
De La Weirdo takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A jab from Jaegerjaquez finds it's way through De La Weirdo's defenses.
De La Weirdo tries to move into range but Jaegerjaquez moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
De La Weirdo throws a lazy right hand but Jaegerjaquez sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
De La Weirdo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Jaegerjaquez misses the target.
De La Weirdo takes a jab right on the kisser.
De La Weirdo catches Jaegerjaquez with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
De La Weirdo scores with a shot to the body.
Jaegerjaquez lands with an uppercut that bounces De La Weirdo off the cage and back into range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
De La Weirdo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jaegerjaquez moves away.
De La Weirdo misses with a hook.
Jaegerjaquez uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from De La Weirdo.
Jaegerjaquez throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jaegerjaquez throws out a loose jab but De La Weirdo uses good head movement to avoid it.
De La Weirdo misses with a body shot.
Jaegerjaquez thumps De La Weirdo with a low kick.
Jaegerjaquez moves out of range as De La Weirdo strikes.

Jaegerjaquez moves into the clinch.
Jaegerjaquez lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
De La Weirdo wants to break free but Jaegerjaquez has control.
Jaegerjaquez tried to land a shot to the body but connects with De La Weirdo's elbow.
Jaegerjaquez misses with a body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
De La Weirdo struggles to land a body shot inside as Jaegerjaquez controls his hands.
De La Weirdo blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jaegerjaquez lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt De La Weirdo or not.
A hook to the body from De La Weirdo.
Jaegerjaquez is stalling here.
De La Weirdo cracks Jaegerjaquez with a nice body shot.
Jaegerjaquez blocking some punches.
De La Weirdo tries a body shot but Jaegerjaquez blocks it.
De La Weirdo blocks a body shot from Jaegerjaquez.
Jaegerjaquez has a couple of punches blocked by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo blocks a body shot from Jaegerjaquez.
De La Weirdo blocking some punches.
A short right from De La Weirdo on the inside.
De La Weirdo misses with a short punch on the inside.
De La Weirdo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Jaegerjaquez tried to land a shot to the body but connects with De La Weirdo's elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
De La Weirdo misses with an elbow over the top.
De La Weirdo misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jaegerjaquez lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jaegerjaquez.
Jaegerjaquez stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Jaegerjaquez lands a right hand that snaps the head of De La Weirdo backwards.
Jaegerjaquez digs a right hand into De La Weirdo's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on De La Weirdo's gas tank.
Jaegerjaquez has De La Weirdo pressed against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jaegerjaquez lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Jaegerjaquez swings wildly with an uppercut but De La Weirdo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jaegerjaquez working aggressively here.
Jaegerjaquez taking a breather.
Jaegerjaquez lands an uppercut.
De La Weirdo tries a body shot but Jaegerjaquez blocks it.
De La Weirdo throws a head punch that misses.
De La Weirdo blocking some punches.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

A looping hook to the body misses from Jaegerjaquez. De La Weirdo does a little dance to reset his feet.
De La Weirdo takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
It looked like De La Weirdo wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Jaegerjaquez feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits De La Weirdos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
De La Weirdo looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jaegerjaquez moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
De La Weirdo throws a sloppy body shot
and Jaegerjaquez counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
De La Weirdo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jaegerjaquez.
De La Weirdo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jaegerjaquez.
De La Weirdo is looking to counter punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De La Weirdo looks to land a left hand but Jaegerjaquez moved out of range nicely.

Jaegerjaquez instigates a clinch.
Jaegerjaquez lands a shot to the body.
The referee calls for Jaegerjaquez to work.
Jaegerjaquez is stalling here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
De La Weirdo throws a punch but it's blocked by Jaegerjaquez.
Jaegerjaquez controlling the action here for a moment.
De La Weirdo wants to get back to striking at distance but Jaegerjaquez won't allow it.
De La Weirdo blocking some punches.

De La Weirdo escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
De La Weirdo throws an off balance right hand
and Jaegerjaquez counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jaegerjaquez jabs De La Weirdo right on the nose. De La Weirdo blinks but takes it well.
Jaegerjaquez has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Jaegerjaquez throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Danga de danga de dang - Jaegerjaquez scores with a four punch combination!
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jaegerjaquez moves out of range as De La Weirdo throws a body kick.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jaegerjaquez rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jaegerjaquez takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
De La Weirdo pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Jaegerjaquez wants to clinch up but De La Weirdo keeps it at a distance.
De La Weirdo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jaegerjaquez.
De La Weirdo was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Jaegerjaquez misses with a hook.
Jaegerjaquez tries to grapple but his opponent circles
enabling De La Weirdo to counter with a crisp jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jaegerjaquez uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before De La Weirdo has time to react.
De La Weirdo misses with a looping left.
Jaegerjaquez with the inside leg kick.
De La Weirdo misses with a straight left.
Jaegerjaquez throws out a counter right but De La Weirdo avoids it with no problem.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
De La Weirdo scores with a sloppy right hand. Jaegerjaquez should have avoided that one.
De La Weirdo misses with a wild body shot.
De La Weirdo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jaegerjaquez.
Jaegerjaquez scores with the left hand. De La Weirdo knows he should have avoided that one.
Jaegerjaquez is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jaegerjaquez scores with a leg kick.
Jaegerjaquez swings for the body but De La Weirdo moves out of range.
Jab by Jaegerjaquez.
A telegraphed right hand from De La Weirdo misses the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Jaegerjaquez throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jaegerjaquez looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
De La Weirdo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jaegerjaquez lands with a kick to the ribs.
De La Weirdo throws out a loose jab but Jaegerjaquez uses good head movement to avoid it.
De La Weirdo throws a big shot that misses.
Jaegerjaquez throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Oscar De La Weirdo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

Jaegerjaquez takes the fight into the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

De La Weirdo manages to break the clinch.
Jaegerjaquez dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
De La Weirdo swings and misses with a hook to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Jaegerjaquez has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 27:30
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez!
A relieved looking Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.